Brandon Banks
Joe Theismann Disapproves of the Way Brandon Banks Scores TDs
Friday, September 2nd, 2011Joe Theismann does not care for your “hot-doggin,” Brandon Banks, and he wrote a poem about it just for you.
I hope Banks learned his lesson! I’m not sure what the lesson is, because it was a touchdown, which is the objective, but I’m sure there is one in there somewhere.
Update: Andrew Sharp has [...]
Redskins-Bucs Winners & Losers
Thursday, September 1st, 2011Here to hand out labels is guest star Matt Terl, who has some experience blogging about the Redskins. Tonight, a 29-24 preseason win over Tampa.
WINNERS
The Redskins — Not just because they won (although they did! Hurrah!), but because they made it through the preseason with only one major injury, the season-ender to promising rookie Jarvis [...]
DMV: Brandon Banks Shows Off New, Possibly Misspelled Tattoo
Monday, August 29th, 2011Is that “underestimated or “understimated?” Hard to tell. [Redskins Blog]
Update: It’s actually “underEstimated” (via commenter B).
Five Redskins question for the preseason’s final week. [The Insider]
National mags predict the Redskins will win like 3 games this year. [Bog]
Fantasy expert predicts 1,500 yards, 9 TD for Tim Hightower. [Roto Arcade]
Matt Terl on the sad saga of second-rounder [...]
Brandon Banks Appears to Twitter Brag About Receiving Oral Sex
Thursday, July 21st, 2011That’s an actual tweet from an actual Redskin (via @recordsANDradio). Of course, it’s also a lyric from the Lil Wayne song “Gonorrhea.” Context which may have been wise for Mr. Banks to provide.
DMV: What’s Up With Brandon Banks?
Wednesday, February 16th, 2011Despite early reports to the contrary, Brandon Banks seems to have been seriously injured in Friday night’s knife fight. According to his agent, Banks “was knifed in the chest” and is still in the hospital with a chest tube to prevent his lung from collapsing. This from the same agent who had described Banks’ wound [...]
Brandon Banks Got Stabbed Last Night
Saturday, February 12th, 2011Lovable Redskins return man/phenomenon Brandon Banks was stabbed last night around 3 a.m. outside of D.C. nightclub The Park. Fortunately, he only incurred superficial wounds. Unfortunately, his friend is hospitalized and in serious condition, according to a Redskins Insider source.
What reportedly happened is that Banks, who is the smallest man in the NFL, and a [...]
Redskins-Vikings Winners & Losers
Sunday, November 28th, 2010Handing out labels following Skins games. Today, a 17-13 loss to Minnesota.
WINNERS
Brandon Banks — His long kick return handed the Skins a much-needed FG, and his would’ve been punt return TD should’ve handed them the lead after that. He also took two direct snaps out of the wildcat formation earlier on, rushing for three yards [...]
DMV: Redskins Phenom Injured, Snubbed
Monday, November 8th, 2010“Phenom” may be laying it on pretty thick, but we’ve all fallen for return man Brandon Banks. Now he’s out for Monday’s Philly game with a knee. [Redskins Insider]
Banks was also snubbed for NFC Special Teams Player of the Week after his unbelievable performance in Detroit. [DC Landing Strip]
Mort report: The Shanahans have cut the [...]
DMV: Banks Is the NFL’s Smallest Player
Thursday, October 7th, 2010Redskins return man Brandon Banks, listed at 155 pounds, is the NFL’s lightest player and “there are 282 players who weigh at least twice as much as Banks.” He can also dunk and ran a 4.43 40 at the Combine. [Bog]
Redskins bring Hunter Smith back to punt on Sunday. [Redskins Insider]
If Portis doesn’t make it [...]


