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Thursday, January 10th, 2013With the Skins out of the playoffs, there’s a good chance you don’t really give a shit about the rest of the postseason. But it’s still NFL football, and you’re still gonna watch. So you might as well try to come up with some half-baked rooting interests. We’re here to help.
In order of least [...]
DMV: The Wiz Almost Won Again
Thursday, November 8th, 2012Wiz lose “must-win” game at Boston in OT, fall to 0-3. [Bullets Forever]
Chris Singleton did have a pretty awesome game-tying dunk. [SB Nation]
Kevin Seraphin must have one of the world’s biggest back tattoos. [Bog]
The Wiz are giving away replica 1978 NBA title rings in April. Want. [Bog]
Silverback Williams is the NFL’s 28th-best player. [Pro Football [...]
DMV: Caps Leave Boston Bruined
Thursday, April 26th, 2012Caps beat Boston in Game 7 on an OT goal from Joel Ward. [Japers' Rink]
The racist tweets directed at Ward afterward are disgusting. [Caps Outsider]
John Walton’s radio call of Ward’s game-winner is brilliant. [Puck Daddy]
GIFtastic: Braden Holtby punks Boston’s Rich Peverly so bad. [RMNB]
Dale Hunter, the Eliminator, was the right man for Game 7. [Mike [...]
Caps Win Tightest Series Ever!*
Wednesday, April 25th, 2012These mediocre Caps just knocked off the Stanley Cup champs in overtime of Game 7, with an unknown 22-year-old in goal to boot. GTFO, Boston.
“Great job, kid.” ~ the classy/condescending Tim Thomas
* I don’t know if that’s an actual fact, but it went seven games, and every one of them was decided by one goal, [...]
DMV: Back To Boston, Tied At 2
Friday, April 20th, 2012Caps take Game 4 2-1, turn this into a best-of-three series. [Japers' Rink]
Braden Holtby is back to being the motherflippin’. [RMNB, On Frozen Blog]
Ovechkin gave Semin a smooch after the game-winning goal. [RMNB]
Ovi also took a little tumble into the bench last night. [Puck Daddy]
The Caps won despite a ill-timed clock malfunction. [Puck Daddy]
Video: Here’s [...]
DMV: It’s The Dream Matchup For Obama-Supporting Caps Fans
Monday, April 16th, 2012Welcome Tea Partying Tim Thomas to D.C. with Obama-Caps signs. [RMNB]
Remember, Thomas was a massive cheap-shot artist in Game 2. [RMNB]
On red-hot goalie Brandon Holtby’s myriad idiosyncrasies. [WaPo]
Audio: John Walton’s great call of Nick Backstrom’s OT GWG. [Bog]
GIF: The Caps bench erupts as Backstrom buries the OT GWG. [RMNB]
After 60 games this may finally be [...]
Homerrific Mr. Irrelevant Staff Caps-Bruins Playoff Predictions
Wednesday, April 11th, 2012Tomorrow night a resilient Capitals team begins a best-of-seven playoff series against Boston. A collection of national experts expect the defending Stanley Cup champ Bruins to win the series, and it’s easy to understand why.
The Bruins have one of the best goalies on the planet, Tim Thomas, while the Caps will start their third-stringer, Braden [...]
Caps-Bruins Tickets Are Wicked Expensive (INFOGRAPHIC)
Monday, April 9th, 2012Good news is, they’re much pricier in Boston than Washington:
Lucky for you, you can buy your tix through Mr. Irrelevant Tickets.
Caps-Bruins: These 10 Things Actually Happened Last Night
Friday, March 30th, 2012Caps Correspondent Brad Parker returns after a wild and crazy night.
1. Chimmer got ejected in the 1st period for a questionable hit.
2. While killing off the five-minute major, starting goalie Tomas Vokoun re-aggravated his lower body injury and left the game.
3. Michal Neuvirth entered the game and Braden Holtby left the press box and went [...]
About the Orioles’ (Excessive?) On-Field Celebration
Friday, September 30th, 2011That is why Adam Jones is one of the few athletes worth following on Twitter. The sentiment is also why the O’s received mild criticism for reveling in their victory and Boston’s late-season collapse.
Baltimore finished strong this year, but finishing strong in Baltimore only means avoiding 100 losses. For the sixth straight year, the O’s [...]