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Wednesday, September 24th, 2008We wish this was satire. But we’re afraid it’s not. Here is, verbatim, what Larry Michael said on Comcast’s Redskins Nation yesterday:
And again, it really smacks of unprofessionalism, and a big concern that I have is that he’s in this building, ok? Uh, what stops him from leaking—with this hateful spirit that he has—what stops […]
Don’t Like Waiting in Lines to Get Into FedEx? Fork Over More Money Then.
Thursday, August 28th, 2008Dan Snyder has heard your complaints, Redskins fans, about the long lines that form before kick-off, as people flood into the stadium. And his response? Give me more money, if getting to your $75 nosebleeds seats after already paying $40 for parking is so god damn urgent:
Over the weekend, he started selling something called “Fast […]
No, Chief Zee’s Headdress Is Not Similar to Spanish Team’s ‘Slant Eyes’ Photo
Friday, August 15th, 2008On The Big Lead today, there is a totally self-righteous post about Spanish basketball’s offensive team photo. As far as I can gather, the gist is more or less, “who are Americans to point out racism abroad when we have our own issues with racism?” (Yes, it brings up slavery and Jim Crow.) Or maybe […]
Lo Duca Packs Shit, Gets the Fuck Out
Friday, August 1st, 2008Farewell, douchebag. Just as I specifically requested two and a half months ago, Paul Lo Duca is leaving Washington. Better late than never.
The Nats cut him yesterday, along with Felipe Lopez (Jennifer must stay, however) and Johnny Estrada, both of whom I have no problems with other than their inability to play baseball well. The […]
Nats Season Summed Up in a Paragraph
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008Chico Harlan, who has the unenviable task of following this joke of a team around all season, wrote this in his recap of the Nats humiliating 8-3 loss to the Angels last night:
By the time Hill walked from the mound in the first inning against the Angels, showered by jeers, he had allowed five hits […]
Please, Lo Duca, Pack Your Shit and Get the Fuck Out of Washington
Wednesday, May 14th, 2008I can say this with a satisfactory level of confidence: We have never hated one of our own (i.e. a player on one of the teams we root for) as much as Paul Lo Duca. The guy is a jailbat chasing, steroid injecting, washed-up douchebag who, as far as I can tell, is only in […]
Wilbon Questions Your Credentials!
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008While we, along with every sports blogger in the ’sphere, await Awful Annoucing’s posting of the Buzz Bissinger insane tirade on Costas Now last night, let’s enjoy the intro to the segment:
Wilbon: “Bloggers? What are their credentials?” Jesus fucking Christ. This is really simple, you dense, out-of-touch, holier than thou dinosaur: You DO NOT need […]
Colt Brennan Is a Douche, But His Girlfriend Seems Like She Might Be Alright
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008Let me tell you why Colt Brennan is a proverbial douchebag:
His fucking name is Colt. Perhaps he should try going by his middle name, James. I realize people may end up calling him “Jamie,” which is a girl’s name, but it’s better than being called “Colt,” which is the same as your name being Douche. […]
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