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Thursday, February 14th, 2013Ex-Wiz-on-ex-Wiz crime! Click thru for more with Vale and Dray. [SB Nation]
Wizards’ four-game win streak snapped by a 96-85 loss at Detroit. [WaPo]
The Caps “are in serious jeopardy of missing the playoffs.” [Caps Insider]
Matt Hendricks thinks he’s broken his nose at least five times. [RMNB]
Redskins get bad PR for ridiculous PR campaign. [Deadspin, PFT, Sally [...]
Blatche Speaks Out, Removes All Doubt In Foolish Radio Interview
Tuesday, November 27th, 2012Andray Blatche appeared on 106.7 the Fan this morning to discuss last night’s trolling of the Wizards. Read the transcript over at Bullets Forever, and listen to the audio. This one is forever.
(Image taken with love from our friends at BuzzFeed Sports.)
Wizards Are So Bad Even Andray Blatche Is Making Fun Of Them
Monday, November 26th, 2012When one of the biggest jokes in modern NBA history is poking fun at you, you’re one of the biggest jokes in modern NBA history. Please win tonight.
Update: The Wizards did not win tonight and are now 0-12. My favorite stat from a depressing game? Jan Vesely picked up four fouls and scored zero points [...]
DMV: Andray Blatche’s Hilarious Box Score Status Is Hilarious
Thursday, March 22nd, 2012Wiz beat Nets in Nene’s debut. Their new big posted 22 and 10. [WaPo]
Andray Blatch’s box score status: “NWT — Conditioning.” [SBN D.C.]
JaVale McGee had a game-winning dunk in his Denver debut. [WaPo]
One week into free agency, London Fletcher is unsigned. [The Insider]
Five thoughts from Robert Griffin III’s Pro Day. [Redskins Confidential]
Ex-Skins DC Gregg Williams [...]
Two-Win Wizards Campaign For Four All-Stars (New Traditions!)
Wednesday, January 25th, 2012I was going to link to this but decided it needs its own post. Do the Wizards really think a 2-15 team deserves four All-Stars? Do the Wizards really think any of these four have played to the level of an All-Star?
I understand marketing, and engaging the fan base. I get that. BUT, I think [...]
The Wizards Are So Bad They …
Friday, January 6th, 2012This post isn’t quite fully baked, but I wanted to publish it before the Wiz did something crazy like win a game. So here to make up for my negligence is Andray Blatche, goaltending a free throw:
Now, with that disclaimer out of the way, the #WizSoBad they …
… are the NBA’s only remaining winless [...]
Andray Blatche Didn’t Do His Homework (Literally!)
Wednesday, December 28th, 2011Much has been made of Andray Blatche’s season-opening performance. That he prefaced it with an “I’m your captain” speech. (Note: He is not the Wizards’ captain.) That he was badly outplayed by Kris Humphries. That he told the press he needs the ball in the post. And that he then told critics to “shut up”. [...]
DMV: Blatche Runs Players-Only Practice Without Players
Tuesday, September 13th, 2011Andray Blatche held a players-only practice. Two players showed up. [BF]
There’ll be another game full of pro players this Sunday in D.C. [Wiz Insider]
Colin Powell gave the Skins a pregame locker room speech Sunday. [Bog]
Seven things about Redskins rookie Chris Neild. [Bog]
Strasburg explains his dip in velocity. [Nats Journal]
Steve Lombardozzi’s first big-league hit was a [...]
Andray Blatche Is Smart and Mature Pt. 86
Friday, February 25th, 2011NBC Washington relaunched today and as part of that I found two things of interest to you, Mr. Irrelevant readers:
1. They’re publishing a daily roundup of links called the DMV Daily. Wonder where they came up with that.
2. They have a new sports blog called Capital Games, which is authored by Sarah Schorno Kogod, who’s [...]
Dray Tops JaVale in Bizarro Dunk Contest
Thursday, February 17th, 2011Remember JaVale McGee’s botched free-throw line dunk or Andray Blatche’s blown breakaway attempt from two months ago? Yeah, Blatche sees those and raises them this air-ball dunk:
Don’t ever change, Dray. Pretty sure you won’t.
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