American Horsepower
Redskins Drive Flamboyant Automobiles
Tuesday, August 12th, 2008On Sunday, the team hosted the Redskins Rides car show in Ashburn, and as you can imagine, it turned into a pissing contest over who can waste the most amount of their signing bonus on an automobile. There were several quality entrants, but my personal favorite is Clinton Portis and his Maserati sitting on the […]
Ryan Newman Has Friends in Low Places, Literally
Sunday, February 17th, 2008If finding it humorous that there was a little person in Ryan Newman’s pit box today is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right:
The normal-sized person in that shot would be Ryan Newman’s wife, Krissie, who is actually quite attractive when she isn’t crying.
Also, the fact that Kyle Busch couldn’t manage to win the […]
Don’t You Ban Truck Nuts, Sweet Virginia
Thursday, January 17th, 2008The news out of VA is that our beloved truck nuts may not be long for the Commonwealth:
State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a bill to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers.
Obviously, Del. Spruill doesn’t know a damn thing about pure American […]
Finally, We’ve Got Truck Nuts!
Saturday, October 20th, 2007Last month, my buddy Cain informed me of a Bad Newz Va. Beach phenomenon known simply as “truck nuts.” His claim was that people — primarily white men driving pickups — were attaching fake testes of various substances and colors (brass and blue being the most common) to trailer hitches. Incredulous, I searched online […]
That Tony Stewart Is a Straight Shooter
Saturday, August 4th, 2007Earlier this week we brought you video of Tony Stewart’s $25,000 “bullshit.” Yesterday, Joe Gibbs’ homeboy was back at it again, this time attacking The Worldwide Leader:
“Every time we’ve got to deal with somebody from ESPN it’s a sharp knife trying to dig for dirt. I’m not saying they’re not fair questions. Do we […]
Ravens Chris McAlister Wins Car Wars
Friday, August 3rd, 2007I was just telling Dan Steinberg that the Bog needs more reportage on what the Redskins players are driving to camp. His response? “They ride a bus.” Then he elaborated to say that Jon Jansen actually has an RV. So, yeah, exciting times in Ashburn.
Unfortunately, Agent Steinz isn’t covering the Ravens, but he may need […]
Tony Stewart Fined $25,000 for ‘Bullshit’
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007I know you watch NASCAR, and I know you love it because you’re a god damn red-blooded American, but for all our Canadian fans, check out Tony Stewart’s post-race interview at Indy on Sunday:
That “expletive” done cost No. 20 a cool $25,000 and 25 points in the Chase (which pretty much means nothing to […]