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    DMV: Haynesworth Washed Up

    Thursday, November 10th, 2011

    Albert Haynesworth got picked up by Tampa Bay, which will pay him $705k for eight weeks of football. [Shutdown Corner]
    Bucs legend Warren Sapp on Haynesworth: “He’s a turd.” [Hogs Haven]
    The winless John Beck is in pretty bad company. [Bog]
    The Redskins’ guide to football for women is amazing. [Bog]
    Five things these Skins could do to win. [...]

    This Is What Albert Haynesworth Is Doing Now …

    Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

    … because

    Albert Haynesworth Is Really Into Motorboating

    Monday, August 29th, 2011

    (Out-of-context TV photography via 30 FPS via Truth About It)

    Comcast SportsNet Uses Earthquake To Mock Albert Haynesworth

    Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

    Earthquake jokes are pretty tired already, but this one is so well sold and executed by Michael Jenkins and crew that I just had to share:

    It’s stuff like this that makes us love Jenks so.

    DMV: Albert Haynesworth to the Eagles?

    Thursday, June 16th, 2011

    First, when a headline asks a question the answer is usually “no.” Second, note that this rumor is based on an “Eagles source familiar with the organization’s thinking” and the fact that Philly now employs Al’s D-line coach from Tennessee. And third, I do not want them to play a motivated Haynesworth twice/year, so the [...]

    Even Albert Haynesworth’s Teammates Use Him as a Punchline

    Wednesday, May 25th, 2011

    From today’s informal Redskins workout:

    Follow Joe White for more first-hand updates.

    DMV: Now Haynesworth’s Getting Fresh

    Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

    One night after Brandon Banks was cut in a knife fight, Albert Haynesworth allegedly sexually abused a waitress at the W Hotel. In this case, “sexual abuse” means sticking “a credit card in her blouse in the breast area” before caressing “her breast.” [NBC Washington]
    Brandon Banks is still in the hospital, by the way. [Redskins [...]

    Brandon Banks Got Stabbed Last Night

    Saturday, February 12th, 2011

    Lovable Redskins return man/phenomenon Brandon Banks was stabbed last night around 3 a.m. outside of D.C. nightclub The Park. Fortunately, he only incurred superficial wounds. Unfortunately, his friend is hospitalized and in serious condition, according to a Redskins Insider source.
    What reportedly happened is that Banks, who is the smallest man in the NFL, and a [...]

    Report: Haynesworth Assaults Some Guy

    Friday, February 4th, 2011

    Here’s what reportedly happened in Reston Wednesday morning:
    – Albert Haynesworth was driving his pickup truck, tailgating some guy in a 1994 Honda Civic.
    – The guy in the Civic made a “non-verbal hand gesture.” (Ed. note: Right on, guy.)
    – When the vehicles came to a stop, Haynesworth got out and approached the guy.
    – The two “had [...]

    Redskins Suspend Albert Haynesworth for Rest of Season

    Tuesday, December 7th, 2010

    The Albert Haynesworth vs. Mike Shanahan situation has finally come to a head: He’s been suspended for the rest of the season by the Redskins. Shanahan had this to say:
    “Despite the club’s numerous attempts to persuade Albert Haynesworth to abide by the terms of his contract, he has repeatedly refused to cooperate with our coaching [...]

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