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Wednesday, January 30th, 2013Apropos of nothing, here’s an old picture of Bob Marley and what appears to be our old friend Gilbert Arenas (via @tasmelas). Uncanny.
UPDATE: That guy is actually Wailers percussionist Alvin “Seeco” Patterson (via @wzzntzz). Here’s what he looks like now, or what Arenas will look like in about 30 years.
It’s A New Agent Zero Highlight!
Tuesday, January 15th, 2013You’re forgiven if you didn’t realize Gilbert Arenas is still playing pro ball, albeit in China for the Shanghai Sharks. Here he is jab-stepping his opponent to the floor and draining a three (via HoopsHype). Swag status: still phenomenal.
DMV: Buy Gilbert Arenas’ Great Falls Mansion For $3.5 Million
Thursday, July 26th, 2012Gilbert’s D.C home, complete with sharks, on the market. [Deadspin]
Nats sweep Mets on a stone gem from Stephen Strasburg. [WaPo]
Nats tie their totals for ‘08 and ‘09 with one more win. [Nats Blog]
Jayson Werth may return next week, play center. [Nats Journal]
Take a look at the bat “Bryce Harper” sent Ozzie Guillen. [Bog]
O’s pounded by [...]
Gil, Not Omar, Still Coming
Monday, August 1st, 2011There is a ton of Skins stuff happening – I like the Hightower move, still a little iffy on Jammal Brown’s health though the signing solidifies the line – but I just found this to be awesome. A Gil jersey on clearance for only $120.99? Who you kidding with that? Seems like the Wiz sales [...]
Gilbert Arenas Is Quite the Ladies Man
Wednesday, July 27th, 2011This is a screenshot of Gilbert Arenas’ phone. Gilbert was so proud of it he shared it on Twitter and even made it his avatar:
After the Basketball Jones picked it up, though, he changed it to something far classier and respectful of women:
DMV: Planking Is a Thing That People Do
Wednesday, June 29th, 2011That’s just Gilbert Arenas, planking in the weight room. [Magic Basketball]
It appears Redskins rookie Niles Paul is into planking too. [Redskins Blog]
The Wizards are currently without a D-League affiliate. [Wiz Insider]
Brooks Laich signs a six-year, $27 million deal with the Caps. [Puck Daddy]
Nats commit five errors, drop second straight game to the Angels. [WaPo]
The Nats [...]
Gilbert Arenas Out With ‘Knee Confusion’
Monday, January 31st, 2011“DNP LEFT KNEE CONFUSION”? Apropos typo, ESPN.com (via @wzzntzz).
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NEWSFLASH: Gilbert Arenas Is Frivolous
Thursday, January 27th, 2011This is a sad story, and we’re only getting one side of it, but WaPo’s Reliable Source sifted through nine pages of legal notes taken from Gil’s ex, the mother of his three children who’s pregnant with a fourth. The documents are supposed to be confidential, and there’s some bad stuff in there (e.g. “He [...]
DMV: Steinberg on Agent Zero and Fridge
Tuesday, December 21st, 2010I don’t have time for a regular DMV roundup this morning, but I would like to refer you to two stories by Dan Steinberg over at the D.C. Sports Bog. The first is as fine a remembrance of Gilbert Arenas’ time in Washington as you’re going to read, and the second is about how Ralph [...]
Remembering Gilbert Arenas as a Wizard
Monday, December 20th, 2010Gilbert’s gone, and his time in D.C. is being honored over at Bullets Forever with a day-long tribute. Head over there to wallow, and go back in time to Gil’s 25th birthday party, which was the peak of Agent Zero mythology, for me at least.
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