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« Previous EntriesGilbert Arenas Reality Show? Yes, Please.
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008Agent Zero called into WJFK’s Big O and Dukes show this morning (apparently, it comes on right after those silly-Mazzilli, butt hurt-ing, money Junkies) and talked about some stuff which may, or may not, have been compelling — I don’t have the time to listen to the entire podcast. But at the end, as transcribed […]
Gil Breaks the Silence, Slams Milwaukee
Monday, July 14th, 2008Sports blogging legend Gilbert Arenas comes out of retirement with a missive about his Adidas tour blah blah blah LOOK WHAT HE SAID ABOUT HIS EX-TEAMMATE SIGNING WITH MILWAUKEE (emphasis mine):
Richard Jefferson going to Milwaukee …. HAHAHA! Oh man, now that is funny. When I heard that, I started laughing. Oh man, did I start […]
Gilbert Keeps Obama-Arenas Ticket Alive
Saturday, July 5th, 2008Breaking news: We landed on the moon! Also, Gil agreed to a six-year, $111 million deal with the Wiz, which is about $16 million less than they offered him. The thinking here, I guess, is that this affords the Wiz a bit more flexibility to sign marginal players like Roger Mason Jr. To quote the […]
Giving Gilbert $126 Million Is a Good Thing
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008There is no circumstance in which $126 million is not a lot of money, especially when that $126 million is being offered to a guy with a bad knee and he hasn’t advanced past the second round of the NBA Playoffs. So it’s understandable that some people would say that Gilbert Arenas isn’t worth it, […]
What Gilbert the Warrior Would Look Like
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008The choice is yours, Gil. No one wants to see that Golden State look again.
Warriors … Reportedly Offer Max Deal to Arenas [The Sporting Blog]
Gilbert’s Getting All of It [Ball Don’t Lie]
Wiz-Cavs III: Caron Decides to Rise Up
Thursday, May 1st, 2008He’s loved to bits, but it’s good that Gil shut it down. If not for his own health, then so Caron can be the alpha male he really is.
At least two stats support this claim: 1) Washington went 33-25 this season with Butler (a 47-win pace), and 10-14 without (a 34-win pace). 2) In […]
Wiz-Cavs III: Gilbert’s Infinite Joy and Pain
Friday, April 25th, 2008My favorite part of the Best Night Ever? Gilbert Arenas being announced as a surprise starter and jumping onto the scorer’s table as ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ blasts and the crowd goes apeshit. (photo via AP)
My least favorite part? Being handed this sheet of paper 90 minutes later.
The fact that he’s playing through this on […]
In Which the Wizards Are George W. Bush
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008Again, these Wizards are the team that keeps on teeming. Case in point, Gil’s latest blog post talking about the Wiz-Cavs Round 1 rematch and the back-and-forth between Jay-Z LeBron and Soulja Boy DeShawn:
“With a team like the Cavaliers and a player like LeBron, all you need is distractions. We got to be Bush. We […]