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Trent Williams Got Cut In Hawaii (Update: And Also Tasered)
By Jamie Mottram | January 25, 2013

Two weeks ago I wrote, “This Richard Sherman video reveals Trent Williams is insane.” Turns out that may’ve been foreshadowing (via @granthpaulsen):
Sources: Trent Williams was involved in altercation last night resulting in him needing stitches, being pulled out of Pro Bowl.
Considering the season he’d just had, that’s a damn shame. He’d bounced back from drug suspension in 2011 to emerge as a team leader and one of the best left tackles in football. Yet here he is closing out the campaign by shoving a dude in the face after a playoff game and reportedly getting cut up before the Pro Bowl game.
And who gets in a fight in Hawaii? That’s only allowed if you’re trying to surf North Shore and some locals treat you like a haole.
Either way, it’s not what you want to hear about the second-most valuable player on your roster. Get right, Silverback.
Update: Adam Schefter shares info from Honolulu PD of “a large affray at a night club,” including that “Williams is not a suspect” and “he got stitches in his head and was tasered.” The NFL says he’s a victim of assault.
Update No. 2: Schefter story for ESPN.com has this incredible passage:
Trent Williams [...] was Tasered in the back and cracked over the head with a champagne bottle during the melee yet still did not fall to the ground, sources say.
“It was like he was Jason on ‘Friday the 13th’ — man just wouldn’t go down,” one source said of the 6-foot-5, 318-pound Williams.
Topics: Infinite Sadness, Redskins, Trent Williams | 8 Comments »



January 25th, 2013 at 10:11 PM
I remember our mini conversation on that, and it looks like you were far closer to reality
January 26th, 2013 at 11:58 AM
Cue the anti-Pro Bowl arguments…
January 26th, 2013 at 1:33 PM
Looks like you were way off and just coming out with yet another wrong remark. He is NOT a suspect and doesnt need to “get right” if hes not in the wrong in the first place. Maybe this site needs a little “act right” and less gossip.
January 26th, 2013 at 2:57 PM
We didn’t accuse him of anything, so what were we way off about?
January 27th, 2013 at 12:15 PM
Getting tasered usually means you aren’t completely cooperative or innocent bro, not gossip
January 27th, 2013 at 6:58 PM
I never knew how to spell ” haole”
January 27th, 2013 at 9:27 PM
Thank you, Google.
January 28th, 2013 at 11:09 AM
does the report say he was tased by a policer officer? assuming that at this point sounds like gossip.