Nike revealed its NFL Draft Pack shoes today, and they’re both hideous and badass, as you may have predicted.
Those are the AirMax 95 No-Sew NFLs, apparently, customized with Redskins colors burgundy, gold … and red? Is that for the color of their skin? Racism! The only way you’ll get away with these is at an actual game, where you can bet your air bubbles you’ll get props from mobs of boozed-up Skinsbros.
As far as Redskins shoes go, you can do worse. Here are five more I found via
a Google Image search extensive research:
These are hideous, but they belong to a Hogette, so they get a pass.
Again, hideous, but the Sean Taylor tributes get a pass too.
Steinz actually posted a bunch of Redskins sneakers once upon a time, including these mustard-tongued Ronald McDonald Chucks.
Now, this is how you do Redskins Chucks, so ugly they’re beyond reproach.
(If you have some awful/awesome Redskins apparel, let us know.)