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    Nike Football Continues Proud Tradition Of Ugly Redskins Shoes

    By Jamie Mottram | April 25, 2012

    Nike revealed its NFL Draft Pack shoes today, and they’re both hideous and badass, as you may have predicted.

    Those are the AirMax 95 No-Sew NFLs, apparently, customized with Redskins colors burgundy, gold … and red? Is that for the color of their skin? Racism! The only way you’ll get away with these is at an actual game, where you can bet your air bubbles you’ll get props from mobs of boozed-up Skinsbros.

    As far as Redskins shoes go, you can do worse. Here are five more I found via a Google Image search extensive research:

    There was a time when these Gil Zeros were considered fashionable. I even know a guy who had some.

    These are hideous, but they belong to a Hogette, so they get a pass.

    Again, hideous, but the Sean Taylor tributes get a pass too.

    Steinz actually posted a bunch of Redskins sneakers once upon a time, including these mustard-tongued Ronald McDonald Chucks.

    Now, this is how you do Redskins Chucks, so ugly they’re beyond reproach.

    Update: Unsilent shares two more, the Nike Zoom KD IIIs and the Blazer SBs (or whatever).

    (If you have some awful/awesome Redskins apparel, let us know.)

    Topics: High Fashion, Redskins | 11 Comments »

    11 Responses to “Nike Football Continues Proud Tradition Of Ugly Redskins Shoes”

    1. Unsilent Majority Says:
      April 25th, 2012 at 3:09 PM

      Not only do I have them, but they’re autographed by Clinton Portis. He made them out to “Jeff” but whatever.

      I also have a horrible Redskins themed pair of Nike Dunk SBs.

    2. rocktheRED Says:
      April 25th, 2012 at 3:55 PM

      Girlfriend one year for Christmas bought me some low top nike dunks from nikeid that she TRIED to customize with Skins colors. Instead they came out mustard yellow and fire engine red with black trim.

      Not a good look at all, worst part was I had to pretend to be excited about them because she had no idea how far off the colors were…

    3. The Mayor Says:
      April 25th, 2012 at 6:34 PM

      Tightest Redskin Shoes ever, should be the title here.

    4. TOBurgundyTears Says:
      April 26th, 2012 at 2:04 PM

      Unsilent – we’re our team is with you – 2 of the 3 of us at Trail of Burgundy Tears have a pair of the “chocolate city” Gil shoes.

    5. Cliff J Says:
      April 26th, 2012 at 4:13 PM

      I agree with the Mayor. Tightest shoes ever, hands down. I’ll be partying with DTC this year! HTTR!

    6. John Says:
      April 26th, 2012 at 10:23 PM

      I have the KD IIIs. Love them. Good for ballin too.

    7. Lu Lu Says:
      August 6th, 2012 at 12:06 PM

      Where can i buy the reskin chucks?

    8. Dc Frank Says:
      October 8th, 2012 at 9:40 PM

      I love every single pair of those joints and would wear all but a couple!

    9. Dc Frank Says:
      October 8th, 2012 at 9:44 PM

      I love every pair of those joints

    10. Robert Says:
      October 16th, 2012 at 4:56 PM

      I have the AirMax 95 and they are not hideous, really dislike this article, you must be a cowboys fan, kick rocks jerk!

    11. James Says:
      December 8th, 2012 at 3:39 PM

      I really would like to know where I can purchase
      the AirMax 95 no sew Washington Redskins shoes

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