DMV: Caps Clinch Playoff Spot Instead Of Collective Sphincter

Caps beat Panthers 4-2 to secure a playoff spot on home ice, can still take their fifth straight division title in final game tomorrow. [Japers' Rink]

Brooks Laich nets the game-winner one day after guarantee. [Mike Wise]

Neuvy is hurt, so the Caps may be down to Holtby in goal. [Caps Insider]

Stras shines and Desmond delivers as Nats win Opening Day. [WaPo]

Bill Murray put forth quite the effort before the game. [Big League Stew]

Bryce Harper has a successful AAA Syracuse debut. [Nats Journal]

Manny Machado homers in his first AA at-bat. [Steve Melewski]

Report: Kyle Shanahan is spending time with RGIII in Waco. [Real Redskins]

Wiz lose at Detroit, Dick Bavetta schools Kevin Seraphin. [Bullets Forever]

Wiz rebuild: “Everything except ownership and Wall is up in the air.” [BF]

JaVale McGee was napping when he got traded, which is very JaVale. [Bog]

JMU hires Richmond’s ex-head coach to coach receivers. [JMUSB]

2 thoughts on “DMV: Caps Clinch Playoff Spot Instead Of Collective Sphincter”

  1. Ever eat a hot dog and the hot dog part was really good, but the bun sucked?
    Why does this picture make me think about that?

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