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Elijah Dukes Is a Rapper, Was a Stoner (Updated With Homemade Rap Video!)
By Jamie Mottram | February 11, 2011
I miss Elijah Dukes around here. I’m sure you do too, Nats fans. So this is what You Dead Dawg’s up to now, courtesy of Tampa Bay Online (via TNE):
– He goes by Fly Eli and is an aspiring rapper in the Tampa area.
– Fly Eli has an “upcoming CD” and some “live shows in Tampa.”
– Dukes admits to having smoked weed before Nats games.
– Dukes claims “he was blackballed by baseball.”
Shocking, I know. Read the full story, and have a good weekend, everyone.
Update: Here’s video from November of Dukes rapping (via @kevin_reiss):
Topics: Drugs, Elijah Dukes, Music, Nationals | 7 Comments »
February 11th, 2011 at 5:17 PM
The most shocking thing for me is that this site has an elijah dukes tag with so many topics. What fond memories….
February 12th, 2011 at 7:38 AM
“Dukes admits to having smoked weed before Nats games.” All right… if you can swing it, no biggie. Do you, Fly Eli.
“Dukes claims ‘he was blackballed by baseball.’” See statement above. No one said there wouldn’t be consequences.
Many people wonder what is happening to our children. I wonder what is happening to our adults.
February 12th, 2011 at 2:06 PM
Been telling people for years that Nats players were getting high before games. Christian Guzman was so high at my gym one day that Lindsay Lohan would have been ashamed.
February 12th, 2011 at 2:14 PM
if he was really wasn’t blackballed before he sure is now…what a dumbass
February 12th, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Brandon Banks was stabbed. http://dcist.com/2011/02/redskins_punt_returner_victim_of_14.php
February 12th, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Thanks, horsey. Just posted about it: http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2011/02/12/brandon-banks-got-stabbed-last-night/
February 12th, 2011 at 7:20 PM
Just doing my part (I think).