Danny Smith — The “swinging gate” play (see above), which Smith must have drawn up, was the ultimate fail. How was that even supposed to work? It was an astonishing failure, as was this entire game, which shall forever be known as Swinging Gate-Gate.
The offensive line — Guys were coming in untouched on Jason Campbell all game. It was comical, really. Though probably not for Campbell.
Greg Blache/Jerry Gray — The game after being rumored — erroneously or not — to have interviewed for the head coaching job, their defense was absolutely blown out of the water.
LaRon Landry — Totally whiffed on a sideline tackle and gave up I-don’t-know-how-many receiving yards/TDs.
Jason Campbell — Didn’t have a chance back there, and was as tough as always, but that pick-six was awful.
Phillip Daniels’ wife — For making this bedazzled jersey.
Ron Jaworski — For the second straight week, Brian Orakpo was referred to as “Orapko.”
The refs — Somehow penalized Albert Haynesworth and Haynesworth alone for a fight started and carried on by Brandon Jacobs.
Vinny Cerrato — This game, this awful, awful game, is his legacy.
Bruce Allen — At least he wasn’t sitting next to that sweatervest.
The fans — There weren’t many at FedEx Field, but everyone who showed up and stuck around for the live blog is a trooper. Lord knows it wasn’t easy.