DMV: Jersey Gaffe No. 2 for the Redskins

haynesworth-snuggie.jpgWaPo Skins reporter Jason Reid debuts a new feature that’s kinda like our Winners & Losers, only if Winners & Losers was written by someone embedded at Skins Park. Here’s the best part:

“After his Redskins debut, Albert Haynesworth said he removed himself from the game on at least two occasions because he couldn’t breathe. He said he felt constricted because his jersey was too small. The uniform was altered at halftime.”

You know, that jersey does look like it’d fit Ladell Bettis. So who’s to blame? Maybe the Skins staff or maybe Haynesworth himself, who failed to mention he ate an entire wedding cake before kickoff. [Redskins Insider]

The Skins need Haynesworth to emulate his idol, Reggie White. [Dan Daly]

“Samuels’s knee is likely to be an issue all season.” Hold me. [Skins Insider]

The epic battle for the Skins backup-to-the-backup QB. [D.C. Sports Bog]

The epic battle for the Skins kicker spot. More TDs, please. [Redskins Blog]

“It’s clear that Todd Collins needs to be the starter.” [National Football Post]

Snyder and 106.7 the Fan are fighting over FedEx Field parking. [City Desk]

Milwaukee whips Washington on the strength of one big inning. [WaPo]

Video of an Always Sunny-esque Green Man at Nats Park. [D.C. Sports Bog]

Rizzo’s Nats-employed dad wouldn’t have paid Strassy. [Nats Journal]

Nats owner Mark Lerner, in full uniform, shagging flies. [Nationals Pride]

Shocking news: Ex-Nat Nick Johnson is hurt again. [Nats Blog]

Chris Tillman pitches his best game but the O’s lose 2-1. [The Sun]

The O’s should go out and get Adrian Gonzalez. [The Wayward O]

Catching up with a childhood favorite of mine, Mike Devereaux. [Toy Dept.]

Caps prospect Anton Gustafsson goofs off in a red body suit. [Japers' Rink]

The Caps won’t be playing in Olympic Stadium after all. [Caps Insider]

Epic Vale is the Wizard most likely to break out this season. [Wiz Insider]

Betting the odds of the Skins, Wiz and Caps winning it all. [Truth About It]

CNN’s AC360 fails to give credit to local reporter Radley Balko. [City Desk]

Today: Nats-Cubs (8:05), O’s-Twins (8:10)

One thought on “DMV: Jersey Gaffe No. 2 for the Redskins”

  1. What the hell is wrong in Washington that they can’t get any jerseys correct??? Bettis, Haynesworth’s snug fit, Natinals, letters falling off, those ugly Wizards jerseys. I’m expecting a “Capitols” jersey on Ovi.

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