Caps 20-year-old goalie
Simeon Semyon Varlamov is featured in the latest issue of Russia’s OK! Magazine. You can try to read it on the mag’s website, or you can see it all in English over at Japers Rink. The highlight is Varly discussing the, um, “larger portions” offered by the fairer sex in America:
“I have a true love, so I don’t look at any other women. You know, I’m extremely fortunate that I met a Russian girl in America. It’s difficult to look at a lot of the local women. You get the feeling that just don’t take care of themselves! There are an awful lot of heavyset ones. But Russian girls have nice trim figures. I couldn’t imagine myself being with an American girl.”
Is that right, Semyon? Well, let me introduce you to the perfect physical specimen. It’s called SCIENCE, and it says Russia has a higher percentage of overweight women than America (although we have the larger portion of “obese” females … go big or go home, AMIRIGHT ladies!?).
Oh, and nice rollerblades, bro.