Photos: Clinton Portis Goes Sisqo-Style

These photos are about a month old, but have just surfaced thanks to a tweet from our favorite official Redskins blogger. Terl, who passed on posting them, says a tipster sent them along claiming they were taken at a “D.C. nightclub recently.” Which would make sense for the first photo, but the second one was taken during the day. So, uh … whatever. They’re funny. I don’t think this requires a full investigation. Enjoy:

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I would attempt to mock this look, but a) anything CP does immediately becomes cool, and therefore shielded from mockery (Tebow:Shanoff :: Portis:Me); b) I had blond tips back in 2000, which in hindsight is incredibly embarrassing … and in further hindsight, is something I wish I hadn’t shared just now. Everyone was doing it!

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