We’re big fans of Chris Cooley, and he’s doing a good thing here working with kids, but, he really, really can’t throw a football:
Considering he was two-sport star in high school and one of those sports was, you know, football, this is a bit surprising. That is, until considering his second sport: wrestling. And everyone knows that wrestlers (and lacrosse players) only wrestle (and play sweet lax) because they aren’t good at other things, like throwing.
(Apologies to anyone offended by this post, including females, wrestlers, lacrosse players, the Cooleys and/or people who can’t throw good.)
UPDATE: The brothers Mottram have challenged the brothers Cooley to a throw-off, and the Cooleys have accepted. Now we must establish the rules of said competition. Lil’ help?