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Matt Wieters Day Is Finally Here
By Chris Mottram | May 29, 2009
We’d normally never direct your away from our own fine line of Mr. Irrelevant T-Shirt Shop products, but today is a special day. It’s Matt Wieters Day. The Orioles savior makes his Major League debut this evening against Dontrelle Willis and the Tigers at Camden. Expect the D-Train to be sent into a head-on collision with Wieters’ bat, which will be made out of the famous Baltimore smokestack, or so says this outstanding tee from MattWietersFacts.com:
Friendly reminder: Someone (hint, hint) has a birthday today, so if you’re looking for any last minute gift ideas, I’d love one of those sweet Affliction Warrior Redskins shirts so my bros know how much I love MMA and the Skins. And kicking ass. But if that’s too expense, a Wieters tee will do. After all, he is the reason I comes before E, except after C. And the only thing more menacing than AFFLICTION gear is grammatically rules.
Topics: Matt Wieters, Orioles, Want | 6 Comments »
May 29th, 2009 at 11:43 AM
That Redskins shirt is the worst thing that I’ve ever seen. Well okay, it’s second to the Holocaust Museum.
May 29th, 2009 at 12:55 PM
How about a “Switch-hitting Jesus” shirt in the Mr. I shop soon?
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=kurkjian_tim&id=4214226
May 29th, 2009 at 2:37 PM
Got my tickets, I’ll be there to see the man, the myth, the legend in person. Mayhaps I’ll write up a recap and submit it to the Brothers Mottram for them to share.
May 29th, 2009 at 2:39 PM
Photos of the halo over his head would probably be better.
May 29th, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Given the rainy forecast its more likely to be a rainbow. nohomo.
May 29th, 2009 at 4:22 PM
And what makes you think he doesn’t have the power to alter the weather as he sees fit?