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‘Fan’ Gets His Bartman on at O’s Game
By Chris Mottram | April 9, 2009
The Orioles are in the process of losing the final game of their opening series against the Yankees. It’s 9-2 in the seventh, but had it not been for this asshole, it would be 7-2, which is closer than 9-2, or so I’ve been told:
Several replays showed that the ball was headed directly for Markakis’ mitt. But it wasn’t to be because of the dickhead in the yellow shirt, who may or may not be a Yankees fan. We’ll never know because, well, he wore a yellow fucking polo shirt to an O’s-Yankees game. Nowhere in those teams’ colors will you find canary. Enjoy that free souvenir you got to go along with the free ticket your buddy gave you for the bleacher seats to a game you otherwise never would’ve gone to because you don’t give a fuck about baseball. Shithead.
As for you, Markickass: We know you had that one, baby. Don’t fret. Those two runs didn’t matter anyway. Although, sure, you wanted to be on Web Gems tonight. We know, we know. But you’ll be there plenty throughout the summer. Mkay? Smooches.
Topics: Anger!, Nick Markakis, Orioles, Yankees Suck | 8 Comments »
April 9th, 2009 at 3:26 PM
Oh Chris, you’re starting to sound like a Boston fan.
“As for you, Markickass: We know you had that one, baby.”
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
April 9th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
Agreed: No one who actually saw the replay denies this. By “no one” I mean the two other people watching in my office and Jamie.
April 9th, 2009 at 3:44 PM
Quiet, Mottram!
Haven’t you heard? Black folks are trying to get down with baseball these days.
Don’t scare us off because of one clownboot who’ll be fired after calling out fake sick today.
April 9th, 2009 at 4:19 PM
And on opening day, some fan got his Jeff Maier on in the O’s favor.
April 9th, 2009 at 4:27 PM
Thank you for the graphic presentation Mr. Zapruder. MASN HD quality is somewhere between standard definition and sandpapered film. At least on my illegal internet feed.
April 9th, 2009 at 4:43 PM
That would’ve been an insane catch. And, yes, every single replay showed that he would’ve made it.
April 9th, 2009 at 4:58 PM
What *can’t* Michael Steele screw up?
April 9th, 2009 at 9:42 PM
What I also hated was watching the idiot in the black polo that completely laid out for it (and missed) give the canary a high five after he caught it.