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D-Hall’s Party Sounds Fly, Sexy
By Chris Mottram | March 12, 2009
Thanks to commenter Terps77 for alerting us to DeAngelo Hall’s re-signing party (seems like as good a reason to party as any) this Sunday night at some place called Josephine’s in D.C. The Brothers Mottram would consider making an appearance but … well, we just aren’t grown man fly enough for a South Beach party:
“Ladies Keep It Sexy. Fellas Keep It Grown Man Fly. Think South Beach Swag.” This will appear on every invite I send out for the rest of my life.
Topics: DeAngelo Hall, High Fashion, Redskins | 10 Comments »
March 12th, 2009 at 3:51 PM
Why do I get the feeling that, somehow, this is going to equate to awkward photos on Chris Cooley’s blog?
March 12th, 2009 at 4:03 PM
I can’t get grown man fly attire within 300 miles of here, so, no, I won’t be attending the Redskins’ Re-Signing Party, which should probably be blogged about by The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks.
March 12th, 2009 at 4:32 PM
The only thing flyer than dressing Grown Man Fly, would be dressing like a Grown-Ass-Man Fly.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:01 PM
god damnit. shit like this is exactly why you dont re-sign D. Hall.
he’s a piece of shit.
March 12th, 2009 at 6:03 PM
The only thing good that could come out of throwing this party is if he Plaxico’d himself.
March 12th, 2009 at 7:31 PM
@BagelBoy – Why the F**k does a Grown Man Fly, Sexy party show you why you don’t resign D Hall. He’s F*****g good we all know this. Get over it. That shit should make you laugh not show your distaste for hilarious Ladies Free All Night Southbeach parties. Plus Chris’ funniest posts are about these silly Swag parties/events. i’m sure you wish we just kept Shawn Springs, ass.
March 12th, 2009 at 8:27 PM
Ask the Raiders how good he is
He’s the most overrated cb in the league
you’ll find that out next year
March 12th, 2009 at 10:19 PM
Really, ask the Raiders? The Raiders are the idiots in that situation. Here is why:
1) They play man to man defense on the outside. Not a DeAngelo Hall strong point, everyone knew that.
2) The have no pass rush and their d backfield has to cover forever back there. You cannot cover a person in high school, college or the NFL for over 5 seconds.
3) The Raiders are owned by a dude who is looking more and more like a character in the Beetlejuice.
Shit, I said beetlejuice. damn it, one more time with the beetlejuice and all hell is gonna break loose. oh crap, nevermind.
March 13th, 2009 at 4:30 PM
So how is Nnamdi Asomugha the best CB in the NFL then?
March 13th, 2009 at 11:34 PM
he is a good corner, but I dont think he is the best in the league. at this point in time, CB is a rather weak spot in the league. but here are some that are just as good if not better than him(imo):
cromartie-sd
woodson-gb
finnegan-tenn
winfield-min
and as I always say, even the worst team in the league has to have a best player on the team.