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AOL Sports Knows What the Kids Like
By Chris Mottram | March 11, 2009
FanHouse tourney coverage ‘09 is here … TO MELT YOUR FACE OFF [cue air guitar, followed by tasty heavy metal lick]:
You know where you are baby? You’re in HELLLLLLL! (or at a basketball tournament)
/downs Code Red; sets hair on fire
Welcome to the jungle baby, we got fun and games! (Seriously though, we do. In the form of basketball.)
We are the people that can find whatever you may need. If you got the money honey, we got your disease! (Michael David Smith’s xxxtreme, red hot analysis)
OWWWWWWWW, we’re gonna watch you burrrrrnnnnn!!!!!! (up our page view numbers!)
/rides off on skateboard, tongue out while flicking off grandma
(Seriously though: Nothing says “NCAA Tournament” like a stopwatch, cannon, wrench, fire and … slinky? Is that a slinky in there?)
Topics: Media Bird Doggin' | 4 Comments »
March 11th, 2009 at 4:14 PM
If not all of that, then seeing who the hot Asian near them will DEFINITELY push the youth over the edge.
March 11th, 2009 at 4:26 PM
Just when I think my grand plan for FanHouse has come together, it comes even more togetherer.
March 11th, 2009 at 4:27 PM
Oh, and the “hot Asian”? Probably a Fantasy Sports Girl.
March 12th, 2009 at 10:45 AM
Hot Asian is match.com banner. Please note hot asian is not available for purchase .