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Suggs Still Laughing at Poor Geisinger
By Chris Mottram | January 16, 2009
Sorry to bring up bad memories, but do you remember that time about seven weeks ago when the Redskins were playing the Ravens and everybody on the offensive line got hurt? And then Justin Geisinger had to play left tackle for a play? And Terrell Suggs was all “damn, Zorn, you must be joking with this white boy, right?” Yeah, that sucked. Unless you’re Terrell Suggs, who still finds that shit hilarious. From an interview he did with Cooley, via Steinz:
Suggs: You know so, we just try not to get embarrassed, but we don’t laugh. But I did laugh when they brung in that center or whatever and put him at tackle. That was kind of hilarious. He was like 6 foot maybe 300 and something pounds and I was like “Oh my God. They got this guy at tackle.”
Cooley: I know and you beat him for a sack the first play. It was embarrassing.
Suggs: Ya
Cooley: We had no other option…
Suggs: I know I know. Ya’ll was down, ya’ll was depleted. But I don’t laugh man. I just try not to get my ass whooped.
Yeah, well, you know what I find hilarious, Terrell? Your grammar. That’s what. Your subject-verb agreement is laughable, son! (And you look like an Orc omg please don’t kill me if you make the Super Bowl and I see you in Tampa I promise I was just kidding I’m sure you’re beautiful on the inside.)
Topics: Chris Cooley, Redskins | 7 Comments »
January 16th, 2009 at 9:21 AM
I tend to think I would talk to you the same way if we were having a casual phone conversation that just happened to be transcribed to web.
January 16th, 2009 at 9:46 AM
Oh, I totally agree, Stet. It doesn’t make the transition read any less awkward though.
It was a fine interview, actually.
January 16th, 2009 at 9:55 AM
On second thought, I took out that part about the awkward transition. You’re right, Stet, it was unnecessary ball-busting.
January 16th, 2009 at 10:51 AM
It’s spelled Orc, Johnny English Major.
January 16th, 2009 at 11:00 AM
Yes, because even the most elementary of English courses teach students the proper spelling of fictitious characters. I feel so foolish. Thanks for the correction, you are free to resume your game of WoW now.
January 16th, 2009 at 3:27 PM
Was going to go with a Na-Nu Na-Nu joke but I didn’t want to sound too nerdy.
January 17th, 2009 at 1:47 PM
Did you and Ufford coordinate your snowy vacations so that there’s always someone around to cover the angry!grammarian niche?