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Scenes From Skins-Eagles: Truck Nuts And Go-Go, That’s What D.C. Does
By Jamie Mottram | December 22, 2008
There was the personal port-a-potty at our neighbor’s tailgate, a Portis Miami throwback and even a jacket listing every win over Dallas. I saw a Skins fan take an Eagles fan to the bathroom floor and later told a filly from Philly that she has “a mouth like a toilet.” But nothing captures the essence of Mr. Irrelevant at a Skins game like meeting a perfect stranger in our best-selling t-shirt who’s willing to pose with another man’s truck nuts:
That’s Pulitzer Prize-level shit right there, shit that can only be matched by the glory that is a Redskins band celebration in the end zone bar:
“Awww, D.C.” indeed.
Topics: Absurd Video, American Horsepower, Clinton Portis, Field Trips, Redskins, T-Shirts | 4 Comments »
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:33 PM
Truck nuts are more what NoVa does (or at least used to.
Maj was really hoping that the band would put it in the pocket.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:21 PM
By “D.C.” I believe we meant the entire “DMV.” Clearly, that particularly vehicle is from Maryland, not NoVA.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:19 AM
Can we hire those guys to play through loudspeakers pointed at Vinny Cerratos office until he resigns?
December 23rd, 2008 at 8:26 AM
I wish I could have snapped a picture of the dozen or so idiots in my section (106) getting arrested for fighting.