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Want: Intimidator Ornament
By Chris Mottram | December 12, 2008
We see D.C. sports-related merchandise all the time that, while we may not actually want it for ourselves, we want to share with you. Welcome to Want.
Take a look at your Christmas tree. It’s for pussies. It probably has some queer ass angel topper and some jolly little bitch ass Santas dangling from its limbs. Your tree needs to grow some balls. Get ‘er done by addin’ this here kick ass D.E.3. ornament:
Sweet baby jesus above, The Intimidator is born again! Look at that there sombitch, you fuckin’ fuckers! Shit lights up and goes in circles, just like the real No. 3 used to. Man alive, it’s only gonna cost me $25?
Topics: American Horsepower, Rednecks, Want | 1 Comment »
December 12th, 2008 at 11:39 AM
We do live in Carolina now, and I think this and all of Busbee’s NASCAR for the Holidays items are sold at my local Lowe’s.