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Peace the Fork Out, Alexander
By Chris Mottram | November 25, 2008
You know what I’m thankful for during this festive time of year? That the Redskins cut Shaun Alexander’s bitch ass today.
On your way out the door, Shaun, I’d just like to sincerely thank you for your invaluable contributions to the team while Betts was out. The Skins simply could not have maintained their winning ways without your 2.2 yards per carry and that one eight-yard run you broke WIDE OPEN back in Week 7. People can say what they will about you, sir, but this they cannot dispute: No one on the team ever finished a game with a cleaner jersey than you.
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November 25th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Somewhere, Deion Sanders is screaming: NOT THE TIP TOE BURGULAR!
November 25th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Dude, you shouldn’t be so judgmental.
- S. Hicks
November 25th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Who knocked him out in the playoff game a few years ago?
All I remember is him standing on the sidelines with a giant jacket on looking like he had just taken on in the ass.