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Lastings: Variety Is the Spice of Life
By Chris Mottram | November 7, 2008
Pardon me, hos, but Daddy specifically requested that he’d like to “taste the rainbow.” Now I see that you’ve obliged by providing me with four food groups, but Daddy noticed that the Middle East contingent is missing. Also, at the risk of sounding misogynistic, might I add that I’m not seeing the “Pocahontas-lookin’ ho” I demanded. White Girl, if you’d be so kind, please run along and complete my prism of bitches while I get started, left to right…
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Topics: Nationals | 6 Comments »
November 7th, 2008 at 6:31 PM
First of all, that blue alternate jersey with the stars and stripes logo is an abomination before God and must be wiped from the face of the Earth.
Second, a ‘Lastings and the Ladies’ post with nary a “Bend Ya Knees” reference? The KSK-ification of Mr. Irrelevant will never even get off the ground at this rate.
November 7th, 2008 at 6:35 PM
I didn’t even know what satire was before KSK!
November 7th, 2008 at 6:36 PM
classic
November 7th, 2008 at 6:41 PM
Lastings loves Hooters-style stockings.
November 7th, 2008 at 10:03 PM
SouthEast Jerome puts this to shame on a regular Tuesday morning.
November 8th, 2008 at 3:05 PM
agreed stet, and I’m surprised that even these girls would be around that guy. the nats are garbage and milledge is junk too
go orioles