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Big Ben Is a Big Bitch
By Chris Mottram | October 30, 2008
Ben Roethlisberger could be worried about facing the NFC’s third best defense on Monday. Or about how THE 12TH MAN IS TOTALLY GONNA BRING THE PAIN!!!! 14,000 screaming Redskins fans, you know, once you subtract the corporate seats and such. But no, Big Ben is really concerned about half-naked women stretching in his line of sight (via Steinz):
“I’m not a big fan of playing there because it is loud, they’re really good at home and they try to make their cheerleaders stretch in our tunnel before we come out of the locker room. That’s just not good,” Roethlisberger said yesterday.
The practice by the Redskins cheerleaders was so legendary around the league that when commissioner Roger Goodell sent out a memo to all teams last year banning the practice some dubbed the “Redskins Rule.”
“The couple of preseason games I’ve played down there, we’ve seen it,” Roethlisberger said.
And it’s a distraction?
“It can be, let’s be truthful. They’ve done it before. I’ve heard a rumor that they’re not allowed to do it anymore.”
Yeah, Roethlisberger is such a fucking MAN’S MAN that he can’t even attempt focus with TITS anywhere in his general vicinity, bro! We all know what that’s all about … the hot secretary down the hall, always wearing those pantsuits. AMIRITE, BROS?! Stupid women in the workplace and shit.
Although, if the distraction is too much and he just can’t help himself, he could always just pick one of them outta the can-can line, hit her in the head with a blunt object and drag her back to his house. It worked for Cooley.
Topics: Redskins | 6 Comments »
October 30th, 2008 at 5:05 PM
“Although, if the distraction is too much and he just can’t help himself, he could always just pick one of them outta the can-can line, hit her in the head with a blunt object and drag her back to his house. It worked for Cooley.”
— Well played!
October 30th, 2008 at 5:56 PM
I concur with Mr. Goodell: “Redskins rule.”
October 30th, 2008 at 9:37 PM
Good god, someone send this over to KSK and let them release the hounds.
October 30th, 2008 at 11:27 PM
http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2008/10/29/this-texans-fan-is-skins-fan-approved/#comments
See comment #1 and apply here….
October 31st, 2008 at 9:18 AM
Wow. Good thing he never played in the MEAC.
Black college cheerleaders stretch where they damn well please.
November 1st, 2008 at 6:06 PM
Ben, go ride a motorcycle on the highway without a helmet or a license, and finish the job this time sport.