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Perfect Timing: Romo Out Four Weeks
By Chris Mottram | October 13, 2008
If the Cowboys losing to the Cardinals in brutal fashion yesterday wasn’t enough to bring you out of your Skins depression, this might help some more: Romo is out four weeks with a broken pinkie.
Aside from the obvious schadenfreude involved with Romo being hurt, this is interesting to us for three reasons. 1) The Skins play the Cowboys in five weeks, so there’s a chance Romo won’t be active for that game; 2) If that’s the case, it means Brad Johnson would be leading Dallas against the Skins, in Washington; 3) If 1 and 2 are both true, then 11/16 seems like the prefect date to defecate in some form on the youngest Mottram’s Brad Johnson jersey, which is somewhere in our parents’ house … probably right under my Champ Bailey threads.
Topics: Dallas Sucks, Redskins | 8 Comments »
October 13th, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Is there a place that I can gamble on whether or not the Mayor will comment on this?
October 13th, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Is that a picture of Isaac Hayes?
October 13th, 2008 at 12:23 PM
Oh man. What will become of all those NOVA license plates now?
October 13th, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Johnson’s not the bad guy though, he didn’t sign Jeff George. He might be the best QB since Rypein in this town.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:48 PM
Hey, Brad Johnson led us to our only NFC East crown since ‘91! Of course, if he’s starting for Dallas, he’s dead to me now.
October 13th, 2008 at 12:49 PM
WFY: We have no problem with Brad Johnson … other than the fact that he now wears a Cowboys uniform.
October 13th, 2008 at 8:23 PM
Funny to see “schadenfreude” in a post on this site and have it not be about Sunday’s game. :>
October 13th, 2008 at 10:05 PM
1.) Romo really broke his pinky when he was pleasuring T.O. during half-time of the Cards game.
2.) I totally agree with the younger Mottram about Brad Johnson.
3.) We all know Romo’s first game back will be against US at home. Thats just how we get fucked. (Not to give that pussy too much credit)
4.)Drew Bledsoe played 4 games with the Fagboys and went 3 and 1 over that period with a similiar injury. I guess all i’m trying to say is that Tony Romo is the biggest piece of shit homo pussy in the great NFL.