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Dan Snyder: ‘We Play Physical, We Win!’
By Chris Mottram | September 29, 2008
As promised last night, here’s the video of Danny Boy entering the locker room after the Skins win, all sorts of PUMPED TO THE MAXXXX!!!1!!!111!
I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what it would look like if Michael Scott’s branch of Dunder-Mifflin moved like an extra 60 reems of paper or something. And Scott’s employees would have the same reaction as I’m sure Snyder’s players did: Is this guy fucking serious?
Topics: Dallas Sucks, Douchebags, Mr. Snyder, Redskins, Snyder Sucks | 24 Comments »
September 29th, 2008 at 11:10 AM
This is the best video in the history of ever.
September 29th, 2008 at 11:27 AM
And you just won the internets.
September 29th, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Seriously, Danny has been quiet for so long – no pacing the sideline like JJ, no arguing calls like JJ, no ridiculous roster moves like JJ. Bout time he got back to making some noise. :)
September 29th, 2008 at 11:34 AM
Yikes. You could almost picture Danny jumping up and down on Oprah’s couch.
September 29th, 2008 at 11:39 AM
Does that make Vinny the Assistant to the Branch Manager?
September 29th, 2008 at 12:05 PM
Is he a douchebag owner or a defensive coordinator for Alabama?
September 29th, 2008 at 12:25 PM
Ha! Perfect comparison to Michael Scott…..I sooo wish a Skin gave him a chest bump and knocked the shit out of him.
September 29th, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Danny’s gonna get physical with his Redskinette FatHead.
September 29th, 2008 at 12:47 PM
He definitely grew up a gym class hero. Pumped that his team just won the intramural kickball championship.
September 29th, 2008 at 1:43 PM
Can’t. Stop. Watching.
September 29th, 2008 at 2:35 PM
I was doing the same thing with my kids yesterday. “Daddy…you’re hurting me!”
September 29th, 2008 at 3:29 PM
I guess I just don’t get it. What’s there to make fun of? I was reading all these comments and figured he had done something really fucking stupid, but he’s just fired up. If that’s worth making fun of the guy, then I guess I need to make sure I never watch the Skins with any of you guys.
Or am I just “reading” too much into this post in general?
September 29th, 2008 at 3:31 PM
If you don’t think that video is funny, given who it was, where he was doing it, and what he was saying, then yeah, you just don’t get it.
September 29th, 2008 at 3:40 PM
Ok, then I don’t get it I guess. I don’t know about anybody else, but I was pretty fired up myself. His reaction wasn’t much different than mine and about 100 other people in this small bar where I was.
Which is how I missed this clip on fox anyway, way too many drinks being handed out! Had to pay attention to what was important after the game!
September 29th, 2008 at 3:46 PM
I think we were all fired up. What’s funny is that the owner — a five foot nothing white man — was screaming the benefits of playing physical at the players/coaches.
And once you have to explain why something is funny, it is officially not funny.
September 29th, 2008 at 4:05 PM
Thanks for ruining it!
September 29th, 2008 at 4:16 PM
Sorry, now I understand what’s funny. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
September 29th, 2008 at 5:53 PM
This is the second game where Dan Snyder has said something like this.
Didn’t Cooley post a quote of the day on his sight. “Redskin football is violent fucking football”, or something like that.
September 30th, 2008 at 12:36 AM
You know that joke from the Aristocrats, about the family of entertainers, and all the nasty stuff they do to each other, and the blood and poo and all that, and then how they get asked by the horrified promoter what they call themselves, and they say “The Aristocrats!”
I guess I just don’t get it. Why is that funny?
September 30th, 2008 at 12:49 AM
@Dan Steinberg:
http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/south-park-aristocrats.html
September 30th, 2008 at 9:50 AM
Dan,
It is/was funny because it deals with something that comedians try and deal with on a constant bases, pushing the boundary. How far over the top and crazy can you go before people no longer are amused. The joke is funny because it pushs way past borders.
September 30th, 2008 at 9:50 AM
I have watched the Airsto”cats” a hundred times and I did not see any of that stuff.
September 30th, 2008 at 9:17 PM
I dont think Danny could look any more like Michael Scott in that picture.
November 6th, 2008 at 9:15 AM
Blucolor,
Its like the Washington Post, if you don’t get it, YOU DON’T GET IT! Dan Snyder is ALMOST as bad as Jerry Jones! They both need stay in their owners box, out of sight, and sign checks and shut up! It’s clear that while Jones was a rather decent football player at Arkansas, Snyder on the other hand still excels in the Midget leagues in the greater Washington DC area. However, they both do extremely stupid things that even their huge bank accounts can’t overcome. I would suggest to both that they hire some good football people and get the **** out of the way, stay in their luxury boxes and sign checks!