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    Zorn’s So Stoked He’s Punching Buges

    By Jamie Mottram | September 28, 2008

    Daps and pounds just don’t mix, especially when you’re a white man aged 50-plus. Unless, of course, you’re beating Dallas. Then anything goes.

    Programming note: Winners & Losers to come, pending Redskins victory.

    Update: That. Just. Happened. Skins win 26-24, in what was a far more dominating performance than the score would indicate. Pretty good considering the Cowboys are going to the Super Bowl and the Skins are the worst team in the NFC East, eh? Much more to come with Jamie’s Winners & Losers post tomorrow morning. He’s occupied the rest of the night. Something about a wife and baby. ~ Chris

    Topics: Jim Zorn, Pound It!, Redskins, TV Videography | 11 Comments »

    11 Responses to “Zorn’s So Stoked He’s Punching Buges”

    1. Chris Mottram Says:
      September 28th, 2008 at 5:54 PM

      No jinx tag? How dare you even mention the lead! But yeah, that was awkward.

    2. twoeightnine Says:
      September 28th, 2008 at 6:09 PM

      Don’t worry, your winners and losers is safe. Only people that use feed readers will ever see it.

    3. ben Says:
      September 28th, 2008 at 7:34 PM

      HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS.

      Say Hail, motherfucker.

    4. Chalk Says:
      September 28th, 2008 at 7:35 PM

      DAPS N POUNDS ALL AROUND. Now tell me you got youtubes of Snyder’s postgame “PHYSICAL!”

    5. ben Says:
      September 28th, 2008 at 7:52 PM

      @Chalk: NEED THAT NOW.

    6. Chris Mottram Says:
      September 28th, 2008 at 7:56 PM

      I got video of Snyder. It’ll be up tomorrow …

    7. ben Says:
      September 28th, 2008 at 7:59 PM

      Sweet.

      You may wish to cite this quote from Snyder, from a few years back:

      http://www.ericmcerlain.com/offwingopinion/archives/000605.php

      “Hey, turn on ESPN!” he says. “They got the Redskins! Turn it on!” I turn on the TV in my room so now we are both watching ESPN. “They’re showing us losing to Dallas!” he mutters. The Dallas Cowboys have now beaten the Redskins nine consecutive times. “I hate Dallas,” Snyder yells. “. . . Would I cut off a finger to beat Dallas?”

      “I don’t know, Dan,” I reply, “you might.”

      “I would,” he says.

    8. StetSportsBlog Says:
      September 28th, 2008 at 8:13 PM

      How was directed here via feed on Winners and Losers.

      Where the hell is the mocking of the Skins offensive line in the first half?

    9. CamLwalk Says:
      September 28th, 2008 at 8:17 PM

      Hail Skins!!

      Romo is now 1-3 as a starter vs Washington.

    10. SchoenfeldsDonut Says:
      September 28th, 2008 at 8:43 PM

      Hail Skins!

      And tell Jamie not to forget the new National #1 JMU Dukes. Golden Age?

    11. GloverParksFinest Says:
      September 28th, 2008 at 8:43 PM

      T.O. already bitching: “I was there. The ball wasn’t.”

      Eat shit, dude, you guys got punked in own house. Maybe you should go on TV and cry about that.

      HAIL

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