Zorn’s So Stoked He’s Punching Buges

Daps and pounds just don’t mix, especially when you’re a white man aged 50-plus. Unless, of course, you’re beating Dallas. Then anything goes.

Programming note: Winners & Losers to come, pending Redskins victory.

Update: That. Just. Happened. Skins win 26-24, in what was a far more dominating performance than the score would indicate. Pretty good considering the Cowboys are going to the Super Bowl and the Skins are the worst team in the NFC East, eh? Much more to come with Jamie’s Winners & Losers post tomorrow morning. He’s occupied the rest of the night. Something about a wife and baby. ~ Chris

11 thoughts on “Zorn’s So Stoked He’s Punching Buges”

  1. Sweet.

    You may wish to cite this quote from Snyder, from a few years back:

    http://www.ericmcerlain.com/offwingopinion/archives/000605.php

    “Hey, turn on ESPN!” he says. “They got the Redskins! Turn it on!” I turn on the TV in my room so now we are both watching ESPN. “They’re showing us losing to Dallas!” he mutters. The Dallas Cowboys have now beaten the Redskins nine consecutive times. “I hate Dallas,” Snyder yells. “. . . Would I cut off a finger to beat Dallas?”

    “I don’t know, Dan,” I reply, “you might.”

    “I would,” he says.

  2. T.O. already bitching: “I was there. The ball wasn’t.”

    Eat shit, dude, you guys got punked in own house. Maybe you should go on TV and cry about that.

    HAIL

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