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Aim for the Doucheface, Brashear
By Jamie Mottram | September 11, 2008
Pictured: Junkies co-host John “Cakes” Auville and vessel of our ill will, Caps enforcer Donald Brashear. (Photo taken with love from the D.C. Sports Bog.)
Topics: Douchebags, Capitals |
9 Responses to “Aim for the Doucheface, Brashear”
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September 11th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Clint Howard’s about to get KTFO.
September 11th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
You trying to tell me that this isn’t a photo of the disasterous Evander Holyfield - Moby joint appearance at the Ice Capades?
September 11th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Johnny Cakes sure does have a radio dome piece.
That guy looks like Matt Hasslebeck with AIDS.
September 11th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
He likes it in the face.
September 11th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
John became a manager at Toys-R-Us where he slinged toys until he became a full-time “Junkie” in May of 1997.
No way he’s not a child molester.
September 11th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
+10 for the Mayor. An apt comparison, except that Hasselbeck’s commercials are way better than anything this douchebag does.
September 12th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Good thing you’re still using the Junks to get your hits up. I guess none of your other posts attract attention?
September 12th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Ollo, we’d never post something — like, oh I don’t know, cheerleader pics — just to, as you say, attract attention. Thank you very little.
September 12th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Yeah, anytime our numbers are low, we just throw up a pic of Cakes’ ugly mug and watch the money pile up. People go wild for that shit.
And based on how often the Junkies seem to bring us up, couldn’t your question go vice versa, as well?