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    Zorn and W Are Homeboys

    By Chris Mottram | September 7, 2008

    At the risk of upsetting our readers’ delicate sensibilities by pushing our “political agenda,” we must admit that we could think of better ways for Zorn to endear himself to us (manis and pedis with Jimmy Johnson, maybe?) than doing this:

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    Jim Zorn, second right, steps out of the presidential motorcade after arriving at the White House, Sunday, Sept. 7, 2008, in Washington. Zorn spent the morning biking with President Bush.

    At first, we were all “WTF?” about this — Zorn and W going for a bike ride together? But then we realized that there is a simple explanation for why the two would quickly become friends: Game recognize game, playboy. Besides, Zorn deserves a day off. The team is so fucked right now, that there’s nothing he’s gonna find in a film room that’ll fix this debacle. Might as well go for a ride. Actually, change “Zorn” to “Bush,” and we’ve got ourselves a nice metaphor here.

    Topics: Redskins, Zorn Star | 8 Comments »

    8 Responses to “Zorn and W Are Homeboys”

    1. odessasteps Says:
      September 7th, 2008 at 9:26 PM

      Those of us that drink the Redskins Hatorade would say they deserve each other. :>

    2. Terps77 Says:
      September 8th, 2008 at 12:08 AM

      Where would you spend the morning “cycling” around the White House? Did they build any sweet jumps on the South Lawn?

      Maaaa, I mean Lauuurrraaaa, Jimmy’s comin’ over n’ were gonna ride bikes, K?

      Fuck us.

    3. nford2 Says:
      September 8th, 2008 at 8:06 AM

      And i thought it couldnt get any worst for this team.

    4. mcdonoughk Says:
      September 8th, 2008 at 9:15 AM

      We have played one game. people need to chill the hell out zorn will work the kinks out

    5. Jamie Mottram Says:
      September 8th, 2008 at 9:29 AM

      Is it wrong that I’m more concerned about what our head coach is doing riding bikes than what our president is doing riding bikes?

    6. StuScottsLazyEye Says:
      September 8th, 2008 at 11:04 AM

      Welcome to the Spurrier ver2 era.

    7. CamLwalk Says:
      September 8th, 2008 at 12:35 PM

      So long as he doesn’t start drawing up plays for us like Nixon. Does W even like the Skins? I’d have figured him for a Cowboys douche.

    8. StetSportsBlog Says:
      September 8th, 2008 at 12:41 PM

      All a part of T.O.’s plan to take over jersey sales in Washington.

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