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Teddy Races the Presidents Disguised as Manny, Loses in Predictable Fashion
By Chris Mottram | August 27, 2008
With the Dodgers in town yesterday to start a series against the Nats, Teddy Roosevelt, everybody’s favorite lovable loser (you know, aside from the team itself), decided to put on the Manny wig for the Presidents Race.
As always, the race didn’t end well for Teddy. According to Let Teddy Win, he jumped out to an early lead before becoming distracted by fans along the firstbase line. Teddy, it’s not 1906 anymore brah — they’ve got some sweet meds for adult ADD. Although perhaps Teddy is simply a method actor and it was all part of his aloof Manny characterization, in which case, well done.
(Bro bombs to ‘Duk at BLS, who nearly redeeming himself for yesterday’s lapse in judgment.)
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August 27th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I’m waiting for the day when the Nats have a player worthy of being impersonated by a Racing President.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Nats suck but I waited my entire existence for a baseball team to come to DC so there for I will support them no matter what! GO Skins,Nats,C A P S CAPS CAPS CAPS, Hoyas, & Wizards!
And for good measure FUCK PHLLY!!!