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Kevin Millar and His Hitler-Style Mustache
By Jamie Mottram | August 24, 2008
The only thing funnier than Mr. Millar’s lip fur on this Sunday afternoon was the commentary provided by MASN announcers Jim Hunter and Jim Palmer. Somehow the always topical Mary Poppins was referenced while a certain German dictator was not. Somewhere Charlie Chaplin made sad eyes.
And in some ways the follicular folly reminds me of Crash Davis’ advice for Nuke LaLoosh in Bull Durham: “If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press’ll think you’re colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.” Sadly for Millar, he’s far closer to the latter at this point in his fading career. Nice ’stache though.
Topics: Kevin Millar, Lip Fur, Orioles, TV Photography | 2 Comments »
August 24th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
“I see nothing. NOTHING~~!”
August 25th, 2008 at 12:25 am
That is hideous. Half of me wants to kind of like it, and the other half wishes I would not have made my daily trip to Mr. I.