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The Future of Blogging Is Born
By Chris Mottram | August 13, 2008
If you keep up with us here on Mr. I, then you probably knew that Jamie was expecting his first child. Well, she hatched yesterday at 11:53 AM and is listed at 8.5 pounds, 20 inches. Her name is Elly Grace Mottram, and because I don’t trust half of you weird fucks, I won’t post an actual photo of her (if Jamie wants to later, that’s his business), but here is a true-to-life illustration of Elly Grace, already being put to work as a Mr. I intern:
So, help me in congratulating Jamie and Mrs. Irrelevant, Christine, on their first baby girl.
P.S. This also means that Jamie is offline for the next few weeks, so you’re stuck with just me. What to expect: Less posting, more anger.
Topics: Holy Crap Jamie's a Dad, Holy Crap I'm an Uncle, Mottram Rules |
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August 13th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Congratulations and welcome to the club!
August 13th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Who is the godfather, you, beef, or somebody who won’t corrupt the poor girl?
August 13th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Mazel Tov Jaimie, wife and child. I look forward to Elly Grace’s future rants on the suckiness of the Nats in 2025.
August 13th, 2008 at 10:58 am
When does Elly start managing her own blog community?
‘n congrats ‘n such.
August 13th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Little Miss Irrelevant is hired by AOL in 5…4…3…2…
August 13th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Congrats to Jamie….
Now will, “I don’t trust half of you weird fucks” fit on the back of a baby-sized t-shirt?
August 13th, 2008 at 11:57 am
F-YES. More anger.
Also: congrats, Jamie.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
“Less posting, more anger.”
Chris is clearly the better Mottram. Jamie has jinxed the terps way too many times anyways.
August 13th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Congrats to the entire Mottram family!
August 13th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
That is a beautiful Playmobile piece in front of that computer.
Congrats Jamie, Christine, Chris. New parents are advised to load up on liquors that calm them down and fall asleep like *that*.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Let’s definitely have her press play on the YouTube machine during the reunion episode of Blog Show.
Congrats to all. Except Chris.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Congratulations, Jamie! You picked a cute name - nice work. Uncle Chris, if you don’t care much for puppies, I don’t think you’re going to be a fan of babies either.
August 13th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Sigh. I clarified this once before, but let me spell it out yet again: I have no issue with puppies.
August 13th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Yes, Captain McAngrypants, I’m just teasing.
August 13th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
BACK OFF ME, SMURPHETTE!
August 13th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Congrats guys!!
Do you know where I can get a sweet laptop like that from????
August 13th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I’m just helping with the “more anger” part.
August 13th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Chris Mottram: Hating babies since 1981
August 13th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
CONGRATS! I can only imagine how excited yall are. My baby boy just started saying ” I Wuv Woo” . I am hoping that he is talking about me and not ODB from the WUTANG Clan.
P.S. I think Jamie calls her Mrs. Relevant on the blog. It is his running joke, but you are the bro. You can call her Mrs. Irrelevant if you want
P.S.S. If it is at all possible, can we get some baby stalker pics. Please Please Please
August 13th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
I’ve seen “the future of blogging,” and she’s beautiful.
Also, Christine says it’s Mrs. Relevant and don’t you forget it.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Congrats Jamie & fam!
If you’re lucky, your next full night’s sleep will arrive just in time for March Madness.
August 13th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Congrats, welcome to the no sleep club.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Congrats to the Ir/Relevant family! Awesome! In addition to welcome to the no sleep club, welcome to the funny expulsions club.
August 14th, 2008 at 9:19 am
That artwork above is extraordinary!
August 14th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Jamie shoots and scores! Nicely done sir.
August 14th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Nicely done Mottram. Congrats.
August 17th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Holy shit congratulations, she looks great. I love that shirt.