Loser: Anyone in a Redskins foamhead
Winners: The Starters — No injuries, except for maybe Randle El: “right forearm injury, taken … for X-rays.”
Losers: Mike Patrick and Joe Theismann — At one point Patrick asked Theismann if Derek Devine could beat Colt Brennan for the third QB spot. Theismann said no, so Patrick asked if Brennan could unseat Todd Collins for No. 2. Again Theismann said no, and proceeded to bludgeon Patrick, using his Super Bowl rings as brass knuckles.
Winner: Jim Zorn — First game at FedEx, and he walks with a victory.
Winner: Jason Campbell — Seems increasingly comfortable as The Guy.
Loser: Todd Collins — Still not comfy in Zorn’s offense; threw a bad pick.
Loser: Colt Brennan — Got an ovation upon taking the field, and Comcast SportsNet reporter Kelli Johnson asked both Jason Campbell and Shawn Springs for their thoughts on the rookie in back-to-back interviews. Never has a 6th-round third-stringer been so overhyped.
Winner: Ladell Betts — Forty on the ground and 40 through the air in just one quarter of play. It looked like the second half of ’06 out there.
Winner: Shaun Suisham — Nailed a 46-yarder with room to spare.
Losers: Every single Redskin — Because they’re all about to be asked what it’s like to play Brett Favre this week.