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Phillies Fans Are Chick Magnets
By Chris Mottram | August 1, 2008
There, there buddy. You might never see a woman naked, but at least your team just swept the on-pace-for-100+ losses-Nationals! So, you’ve got that going for ya, brah.
But, as Jamie pointed out to me, the really sad part about this photo is that the entire section is empty. I may have failed Econ 101 twice, but even I know that raised prices + worse product = MASSIVE SALES!!!!!!111!!1!
(Thanks to Meech at The Fightins, which, btw, is a fantastic site, despite being Philly-centric.)
Topics: Douchebags, Infinite Sadness, Nationals, Philly Sucks | 4 Comments »
August 1st, 2008 at 12:28 PM
It probably is the whole section, but it might just be all of the seats in in the immediate vicinity of that guy, suggesting another possible cause of his solitude.
August 1st, 2008 at 12:30 PM
Nats Park: awful team, awesome scoreboard.
August 1st, 2008 at 12:47 PM
There were a lot of Philly assholes at the game last night. They were really proud of the sweep. When they fail to make the postseason, again, at least they can watch their DVD of the Phily Soul’s first AFL Championship! Does that end their streak of over 100 combined seasons since a professional team won a championship?
August 1st, 2008 at 5:14 PM
Are you sure that’s not the Blow-J Cam?