We were first introduced to Ryan Zimmerman’s “blog” back in the beginning of May, and promptly found good reason to mock it: He writes like a grade-school-girl all hopped up on Hannah Montana. In other words, he’s unnecessarily excitable. His latest post — from last Wednesday — is no exception. Here’s the last graph:
We have a homestand starting next week and I look forward to seeing you all there. It will be good to drive to the park and play. HAHAHAHA!!! Thanks for reading.
Oh, HAHA! I get it, I get it, because driving to the ballpark is hilar … wait, no. No, I don’t get it at all. What are we laughing at here? And this isn’t just your normal “haha” laugh. No sir. This shit is so hilarious that it requires “haha” times two to the power of caps lock plus triple exclamation marks.
Maybe Zimmerman was just preemptively laughing at how hilariously pathetic the team was about to start playing. Since the day after Ryan penned this gem, the Nats have been shut out thrice, scored a total of two runs and are hitting .133. HAHAHAHA!!!