« Free Agent Chad Morton Takes in Redskins Camp From the Sidelines | Home | Shhh … Narcoleptic Adam Jones Is Dreaming of Hitting Grand Slams »
Um, Ryan, What’s So Funny?
By Chris Mottram | July 28, 2008
We were first introduced to Ryan Zimmerman’s “blog” back in the beginning of May, and promptly found good reason to mock it: He writes like a grade-school-girl all hopped up on Hannah Montana. In other words, he’s unnecessarily excitable. His latest post — from last Wednesday — is no exception. Here’s the last graph:
We have a homestand starting next week and I look forward to seeing you all there. It will be good to drive to the park and play. HAHAHAHA!!! Thanks for reading.
Oh, HAHA! I get it, I get it, because driving to the ballpark is hilar … wait, no. No, I don’t get it at all. What are we laughing at here? And this isn’t just your normal “haha” laugh. No sir. This shit is so hilarious that it requires “haha” times two to the power of caps lock plus triple exclamation marks.
Maybe Zimmerman was just preemptively laughing at how hilariously pathetic the team was about to start playing. Since the day after Ryan penned this gem, the Nats have been shut out thrice, scored a total of two runs and are hitting .133. HAHAHAHA!!!
Topics: Zimmerman, Nationals |
9 Responses to “Um, Ryan, What’s So Funny?”
Comments
You must be logged in to post a comment.
July 28th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
I think we all know what’s going to happen here. He plans on running over several pedestrians on the way to the ballgame. For his enjoyment.
That or he’s actually Kefka from Final Fantasy III. I haven’t ruled out either.
July 28th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Ok, I’ve got one…
Dyn-O-Mite!
July 28th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
This shit is so hilarious that it requires “haha” times two to the power of caps lock plus triple exclamation marks.”
THATS GOOD BLOGS STUFF RIGHT THERE!
July 28th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
HAHAHAHA!!! thats good stuff there.
but seriously im sick of the Nat’s. They were cool for the 1st year when they were in 1st place after the all star break. but then they dicked over Frank Robinson.
Now the got dukes (no comment), doughboy at ss, worlds most fragile human at 1st. and Zimmerman with his little shoulder injury should just retire.
Whatever happened to sending a player to the minors when they suck?? nats dont believe in that. Kearns and his 170 ba should be sent down to the peewee league.
just get this circus out of washington, go to another city nats. need more air time for real teams around here.
July 28th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Mayor where were you this weekend at Ashburn? I was looking forward to a sighting and possible joint Derrick Frost heckling.
July 29th, 2008 at 12:34 am
I was in the studio, performing on the new DTC rap track for opening day against the Saints.
Im going to be Ohio this weekend with the DTC. Hollar at me, I will be wearing a new Mayor shirt, holding a megaphone and higher than a satellite. Can’t miss me.
July 29th, 2008 at 12:48 am
the mayor in canton… awesome
July 29th, 2008 at 9:31 am
At least if “Zim” would have said “Yippie!” then we could have said, ok…that’s just sarcasm.
But this uber HA! has kicked the creepy door wide open.
July 29th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Maybe the joke is about Zimmerman’s loss of power or the fact the team still milks his opening Walk Off HR like it was a playoff game and not just 1/162.