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Zorn Breaks Out His Bag of Toys
By Chris Mottram | July 24, 2008
We first learned of the Zorn Star’s penchant for abnormal QB drills back in early June during the OTAs. Well, this week he broke them back out in force. Here is Colt Brennan and Jason Campbell playing a little dodgeball during practice on Tuesday (click for much larger image):
Look at JC’s cat-like reflexes and elusiveness! He can even avoid a massive, three-foot-diameter shiny silver ball coming at him at least 15 miles per hour. Just imagine how silly he’s gonna make Osi Umenyiora look under the bright Thursday night lights in Week 1.
But Zorn wasn’t finished throwing things at his quarterbacks that don’t actual resemble real players in any why whatsoever. The scene at the Park today, thanks to the Official Redskins Blog (which seems to be starting to find its way after a slow start), included Zorn and other coaches/players chucking various forms of padding at the QBs as they attempted to get a throws off. So, if the opposition’s entire front seven decide to stop in their tracks, take off their helmets and hurl them at Campbell, he’ll be totally prepared.
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6 Responses to “Zorn Breaks Out His Bag of Toys”
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July 24th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Colt has the throwing arm of Zeus.
Campbell has the agility of Pan.
July 24th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
If Boller threw with a ball that large, maybe he’d hit a target every once in a while.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
So does that ball on the ground mean that Campbell fumbled? Great.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Those look like the balls that the kids with downe syndrome play with.
You know. The big green one that they roll around while mumbeling incoherently.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
How many of those balls do the DTC bring to tailgates?
July 24th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
We did bring some small red rubber ones, and were throwing them at 49er fans, but they got taken away.
Seriously.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a218/DTC4LIFE/start2345.jpg