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You Could Root for the O’s and Yankees Too If You Stole Scenes in Boogie Nights
By Jamie Mottram | July 18, 2008
The only way to explain what one of the finest thespians of our generation is doing here is that his head is acting like an O’s fan while his chest is acting like a Yankees fan while his legs are acting like a teenager who shops at Pacific Sunwear PacSun. His belly, though, his belly has a mind of its own. (Photo via Jezebel)
Topics: Cinema, High Fashion, Orioles, Yankees Suck | 4 Comments »
July 18th, 2008 at 1:49 PM
Wow. So much going on here.
#1a When is the last time you saw a couple, not a single, but a couple BOTH wearing Asics?
#1b Whats up with the pink booty socks on the dude?
#2 You forgot to mention his Converse All-Stars, or as the skater dudes that skate in my local shopping center, even though the signs clearly state NO SKATEBOARDING, “Chucks”
#3 Someone needs to tell the couple, that your brother runs the stalker racket in this town.
#4 PSH best charachter is without a doubt, Reverand Veasy from Cold Mountain.
#5 Don’t even get me started on the condition of that sidewalk.
July 18th, 2008 at 3:06 PM
My favorite interview of all-time was when — at the Oscars or some shit — someone asked Serena Williams who she was looking forward to seeing that night. Her response was,
“Philip Semen Hoffmour”
July 19th, 2008 at 11:23 AM
He and his shorts are welcome in B-More anyday of the week.
Especially this week, as Artscape is in full swing.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:10 PM
Good pickup Mayor. The Chuck Allstars are classic.
My biggest question is, why is she wearing party favor glasses?
She is obviously pregnant, but not pregnant enough to ask if she is prgnant. I know my wife goes through a pregnant “I have no idea what is going on in the world of reality” phase. Maybe this lady is in that phase :-)