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I’m Back
By Chris Mottram | July 17, 2008
Well, hello there. How have you been? That’s good, that’s good. Oh me? I’ve just been in Monument Park hangin’ out with my good buddy Mickey Mantle. It’s really no big deal:
Oh, you know Mickey too? Yeah? Well, perhaps then you’ll recall the outfield he used to roam in Yankee Stadium. You know, the same field that I’m standing on and looking totally awesome:
Those days are gone, however, as I’ve returned to the real world. Which, as far as I can tell, is a place where you can actually see the sky and a club sandwich and a beer won’t cost you $35. More from me in a bit, sirs.
(P.S. You can read all my “work” from the week that was over at TSB.)
Topics: New York Sucks, Field Trips |
4 Responses to “I’m Back”
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July 17th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I was starting to think that Keith Olbermann caught up to you in the stands.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Sweet Von Zips, bro.
July 17th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
That is some great work! I laughed. I cried.
TSB should send you to every sporting event.
You should also go the inauguration. I would love some political stalking posts.
Well, I hope you can post them before they whisk you away to Guantanamo Bay
July 17th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
You were gone?