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We Thought We Knew You Better, Erin
By Chris Mottram | July 11, 2008
I’ve never actually met Ms. Andrews, but Jamie did for like 10 minutes once, so I feel like I’ve known her my whole life. We’re basically soul mates. So you can imagine how disturbed I was to find her doing whatever that arm-chomp bullshit is with this guy:
I’m so disturbed by this that I was nearly distracted from how fucking mind-blowingly stupid this Titletown shit is. Gainesville as Titletown? I mean, sure, that makes sense, what with all the Super Bowls and World Series their pro teams have won. How about they just give it to Philadelphia? You know, ’cause irony is funny.
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9 Responses to “We Thought We Knew You Better, Erin”
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July 11th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Dude, when the Philadelphia Soul win the Arena Bowl in two weeks you are gonna feel soooo stupid for writing that.
July 11th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
What, you didn’t know she was a Gator?
July 11th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
why does Tebow always look like he’s half asleep?
July 11th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I know she’s a Gator. It doesn’t make it any less upsetting to see her doing the chomp (which I already fucking hate) with that croc-wearing douche.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
1. Tebow’s too cool to be awake.
2. Erin Andrews will got out stalking with you after midnight in a heartbeat.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
You didn’t realize Titletown is just one grand excuse for ESPN talking heads to go to their home towns and diddle with their fanbases?
July 11th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I can’t wait for the TitleTown tour to stop in College Park. I mean, they have a similar claim to this as Gainesville, right?
July 11th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
There were Gator fans at this fake event thing? Does every Florida student need to take summer classes? Oh sorry, obvious question.
July 12th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Excuse me, that’s a Heisman trophy-winning croc-wearing douche