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Nice Crocs, Douchebag
By Chris Mottram | July 10, 2008
Also, sweet brahs in the background, Mr. Tebow requests his fanny pack and jorts back when you’re done with them. Thanks.
(H/T: Whatever this blog is, via Busted Coverage)
Topics: Douchebags, High Fashion | 23 Comments »
July 10th, 2008 at 11:16 AM
Flip-flops > Birks > Crocs > mandals … discuss.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:25 AM
I swear, I saw Tebow in this exact same outfit in a Jacksonville Airport last July.
Crocs and all.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:06 PM
Are mandals like Tevas? Either way, Crocs are the lowest on the totem pole.
Unless of course, you add the dreaded white-high-anklesock look to Tevas. That is a 45 year old man disaster.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:11 PM
Tevas qualify as mandals and, in my opinion, are worse than Crocs. Also, I owned a pair in high school.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:38 PM
Rainbows > Adidas > Birks > Crocs > Tevas
Tevas are unspeakably bad. I had Birkenstocks in middle school, but never Tevas.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:42 PM
Beef (the youngest Mottram) has a pair of righteous Reefs with a bottle opener on the bottom. Where do those fall into this sockless footwear equation?
Speaking of, what about loafers with shorts and no socks? That’s the hot shit amongst the Bama Bangs crowd down here in the south.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:52 PM
Rainbows, Adidas and Reefs with a bottle opener all qualify as flip-flops, meaning they are acceptable.
Loafers with shorts and no socks? Unacceptable.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:04 PM
Reefs are up there with Rainbows, as long as he’s rocking the flip-flop variety.
Loafers are okay I guess, but deck shoes are better. (But I’m wearing a seersucker skirt right now, so read into that what you will.)
July 10th, 2008 at 2:11 PM
Here in Wilmington, the beach types seem to wear flip-flops and the boat types seem to wear loafers/deck shoes. There are no other types.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:17 PM
I wore crocs in college, but only for the purpose of showering in the filth of a fraternity house.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:18 PM
just thought you guys would like to know.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:18 PM
I’ll back Crocs > Tevas, but only under the condition that said Crocs are not worn outside the house. Wearing them in public, whether you are a Heisman winning quarterback or not, is completely unacceptable.
As to Wilmington, I firmly believe that Sweetwater is the number one source of Rainbows having become nearly played out at this point.
Everyone has a pair of Sperry’s these days too. If only I’d started that Fratwear (trademarked0 clothing line in college. Shit.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:34 PM
What no love for Aqua Socks?
July 10th, 2008 at 6:29 PM
Anything > Aqua Socks
July 10th, 2008 at 7:56 PM
It’s days like this I’m proud to wear empty tissue boxes.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:29 AM
One thing I did not notice before is all of the bracelets. What could he possibly need to remind himself of so much?
Live Strong,
Live Long,
Be One,
Don’t Die,
Impossible is Nothing
Remember to wear bright Crocs :-)
July 11th, 2008 at 2:39 AM
I draw the line at my Auburn Flip Flops for myself. I put crocs on my son all the time. No shoe laces. :-)
July 11th, 2008 at 7:50 AM
We may need a ruling on this, but I believe Crocs are OK for kids.
July 11th, 2008 at 7:31 PM
2 things to add to Croc bashing.
#1 You are not supposed to wear Crocs on an elevator.
#2 Crocs make macthing Croc Cell Phone Cases.
July 14th, 2008 at 12:12 AM
The only thing that would make those Crocs worse is if they were made out of recycled Gatorade bottles.
July 16th, 2008 at 12:44 AM
Disclaimer: My son Aiden has 2 colors. Navy blue and dark brown.
They are not Gator blue and orange. That would be too much.
July 16th, 2008 at 11:41 PM
Excuse me, Tevas worse then Crocs? Birkenstocks worse than Crocs? Crocs are definitely the worst, taking over the ugliest, most idiotic footwear ever conceived prize from those suede slips ons people used to wear, but are now, mercifully fading in popularity. Scant consolation given that we have to look at f-BLEEP-cking crocks everywhere … at stores, in (bile upsurge) RESTAURANTS FOR GODSAKE! RESTAURANTS!! WHERE WILL IT END? Weddings with the bride and groom wearing matching .. hang on … Oh, god, Oh no, I was afraid of this. Here it is, proof that we’ve entered the abyss. There’s no turning back. Sell the house, crash the car, it’s all over! http://manolobrides.com/2006/10/09/it-doesnt-get-much-crazier-than-this/
July 17th, 2008 at 3:18 PM
Davebee that was too much.
To have a marriage that is based on the wonder of Crocs sounds like the 50% that end in divorce.
I think I just, yes….. i just lost a little piece of my soul when I saw those pics.