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I’m Not Here to Make Friends, You Guys
By Chris Mottram | July 9, 2008
Obligatory disclaimer: This doesn’t have anything to do with sports.
As you know, Jamie and I are both big gays who love reality television. Therefore, we both love this montage of the most famous line in the genre’s history: “I’m not here to make friends.” Sadly, between the two of us (with an assist from The Soup) we’ve already seen almost all of these clips:
Topics: Nothing Gay About That, TV | 17 Comments »
July 9th, 2008 at 4:29 PM
“big gays who love reality television”
Jamie’s going to be giving you a talking to, young man.
July 9th, 2008 at 4:31 PM
No, we actually are gay, so it’s alright.
July 9th, 2008 at 4:33 PM
I knew the whole “pregnancy” was a rouse.
So who was Chris’s whore from Pittsburgh? Some guy named Chad I suppose.
July 9th, 2008 at 4:33 PM
I didn’t join the blogosphere to make friends!
July 9th, 2008 at 4:35 PM
Gay?
You mean like, you chill at certain Adams Morgan bars gay?
July 9th, 2008 at 4:36 PM
No no, not certain Adams Morgan bars. Only the gay ones.
July 9th, 2008 at 4:48 PM
Adams Morgan isn’t so much gay as it is crawling with douchebags (except for Dan’s Cafe).
July 9th, 2008 at 5:01 PM
There’s not enough room to crawl in Dan’s Cafe.
And do they still serve mix drinks by giving you a bottle of liquor and a bottle of mixer, along with glasses and a bucket of ice?
July 9th, 2008 at 5:07 PM
I’m more of a “play the sidewalk and eat jumbo slices” kind of dude myself, but its your world, Mottrams.
July 9th, 2008 at 7:49 PM
This is not a friendtatorship. I came here to leave comments, and leave comments well.
That vid was classic. I sadly knew too many of the clips. Did I just come out of the RTV closet?
July 9th, 2008 at 7:53 PM
Big Brother starts this Sunday. I just wanted everyone to know that I am not a poser. I really know my RTV.
I am also of the ilk that call it RTV.
July 9th, 2008 at 8:15 PM
It’s actually really disgusting how clearly I remember that ‘America’s Next Top Best Friend’ moment.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:46 PM
@Jamie: True and hell yes. I have also been given tequila for shots in one of those little honey squeeze bottles that’s shaped like a bear.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:12 AM
I cant get the video to play, but that is the guy from Top Chef.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:32 AM
Good eye, Mayor. That is indeed Marcel from Season 2 (I believe). He is arguably the biggest douchebag in the history of reality television. Discuss.
(Wait, I think I just constructed an entire TBL style post in the comments section.)
July 10th, 2008 at 8:46 AM
(Wait, I think I just constructed an entire TBL style post in the comments section.)
Donna Martin did not come back to Beverly Hills to make friends.
July 16th, 2008 at 12:41 AM
Update. That was awesome. That was one of the best Big Brother episodes ever. I am glad no one knows eachother this season.
Brian played the game too hard too early.