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Doctors Is Full of Shit, Dawg
By Chris Mottram | July 7, 2008
As Jamie already noted this morning, we are quite sad over the loss of Elijah Dukes for at least four weeks, although likely much longer. But hold fast, playboy, Dukes might have some plans of his own. Let’s compare what the doctors be sayin’ vs. what Dukes is schemin’ on.
Bitch ass physicians:
[Reds team physician Tim] Kremchek said that Dukes will miss from four to eight weeks. Physician Koko Eaton will examine Dukes tomorrow in Tampa.
“I would be very optimistic for him to be able to come back by the beginning of September, late August,” Kremchek said.
Dr. Dukes:
“Hopefully I can come back real quick and fast. Who knows? Maybe I’ll be all right tomorrow.”
Because I value not being dead, I know better than to question Elijah Dukes. So, expect to see him hitting third in tomorrow’s line-up against the Diamondbacks.
Topics: Elijah Dukes, Nationals |
5 Responses to “Doctors Is Full of Shit, Dawg”
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July 7th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Clearly, what Elijah is expressing here is that even with only one good leg he’d probably be the second best hitter in the lineup. He can’t be any slower than Meat Hook, either.
July 7th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
CM receives pictures of a handgun on his phone from NOVA Community Hospital in 5…4…3…2…
July 7th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
For his sake, I hope Nick Johnson shares this attitude.
July 7th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
I hope he stays on the team forever.
Also, Koko Eaton? Not a real doctor.
July 8th, 2008 at 12:12 am
I love it.
Dr. Kremchek has no idea what he is talking about. Dukes will be back real Quick and Fast.
That is the way I like my athletes.