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It’s Crazy How Different Wilmington Is
By Jamie Mottram | July 1, 2008
Since moving down here a week ago, it’s like my life has totally changed. I still read blogs and listen to music all day, but there’s no traffic, you never wait for a table and everything is cheaper. And, sometimes when you go outside, there are exhibitionist lizards making love on your back porch:
(I realize photographing this intimate moment and posting it on my sports blog is in poor taste, but it had to be done. You’re welcome.)
Topics: Not Sports, This Is Weird, Wilmington | 11 Comments »
July 1st, 2008 at 9:46 AM
“but there’s no traffic”
You’re referring to Mr. Irrelevant, right?
“there are exhibitionist lizards making love on your back porch”
At least someone in that new house is getting some lovin’!
/amateur comedy hour. I’ll show myself out, no need to boo.
July 1st, 2008 at 12:18 PM
You guys are so cool.
I was talking to the lizards. :-)
July 1st, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Yeah, but North Carolina doesn’t have Michel Richard.
July 1st, 2008 at 1:13 PM
I think those are called “Skinks”, they are indigenous to North Carolina, not to be confused with “Skanks”, which are indigenous to Northern Virginia.
All in all, it seems that Skinks and Skanks love to fuck.
July 1st, 2008 at 2:31 PM
No, no, Mayor. Skinks and Skanks are both native Wilmington creatures.
July 1st, 2008 at 3:20 PM
Sorry I’m late guys. Did someone say something about Skanks?
July 1st, 2008 at 3:27 PM
I think I was being mentioned.
July 1st, 2008 at 3:48 PM
Wow, The Mayor knows his shit.
July 1st, 2008 at 4:24 PM
Skinks are native to Northern VA, too – I used to see them in our yard all the time when I was a kid. So, as far as lizards and loose women are concerned, you moved all the way down there for nothing.
July 1st, 2008 at 4:34 PM
Yes. Skinks and Skanks are all over the places.
But DC has Skinks, Skanks, and the Skins.
Score one for DC.
July 1st, 2008 at 6:07 PM
There is no Trolley Stop in the DC, however.
/knows TS is shamefully overrated