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    It’s Crazy How Different Wilmington Is

    By Jamie Mottram | July 1, 2008

    Since moving down here a week ago, it’s like my life has totally changed. I still read blogs and listen to music all day, but there’s no traffic, you never wait for a table and everything is cheaper. And, sometimes when you go outside, there are exhibitionist lizards making love on your back porch:

    lizards-sexing.jpg

    (I realize photographing this intimate moment and posting it on my sports blog is in poor taste, but it had to be done. You’re welcome.)

    Topics: Not Sports, Wilmington, This Is Weird |

    11 Responses to “It’s Crazy How Different Wilmington Is”

    1. Chris Mottram Says:
      July 1st, 2008 at 9:46 am

      “but there’s no traffic”

      You’re referring to Mr. Irrelevant, right?

      “there are exhibitionist lizards making love on your back porch”

      At least someone in that new house is getting some lovin’!

      /amateur comedy hour. I’ll show myself out, no need to boo.

    2. Ethanator1088 Says:
      July 1st, 2008 at 12:18 pm

      You guys are so cool.

      I was talking to the lizards. :-)

    3. Unsilent Majority Says:
      July 1st, 2008 at 12:19 pm

      Yeah, but North Carolina doesn’t have Michel Richard.

    4. The Mayor Says:
      July 1st, 2008 at 1:13 pm

      I think those are called “Skinks”, they are indigenous to North Carolina, not to be confused with “Skanks”, which are indigenous to Northern Virginia.

      All in all, it seems that Skinks and Skanks love to fuck.

    5. Brinson Says:
      July 1st, 2008 at 2:31 pm

      No, no, Mayor. Skinks and Skanks are both native Wilmington creatures.

    6. Chris Mottram Says:
      July 1st, 2008 at 3:20 pm

      Sorry I’m late guys. Did someone say something about Skanks?

    7. Paris Hilton Says:
      July 1st, 2008 at 3:27 pm

      I think I was being mentioned.

    8. Jamie Mottram Says:
      July 1st, 2008 at 3:48 pm

      Wow, The Mayor knows his shit.

    9. smurphette Says:
      July 1st, 2008 at 4:24 pm

      Skinks are native to Northern VA, too - I used to see them in our yard all the time when I was a kid. So, as far as lizards and loose women are concerned, you moved all the way down there for nothing.

    10. The Mayor Says:
      July 1st, 2008 at 4:34 pm

      Yes. Skinks and Skanks are all over the places.

      But DC has Skinks, Skanks, and the Skins.

      Score one for DC.

    11. WillBrinson Says:
      July 1st, 2008 at 6:07 pm

      There is no Trolley Stop in the DC, however.

      /knows TS is shamefully overrated

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