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Lady Liberty Loves Every Baseball Team
By Chris Mottram | June 20, 2008
The Statue of Liberty has become what I despise: One of those douchebags who wears a hat and/or jacket with the logo of every single baseball team on it. (“I just root for good players.”) At this year’s MLB All-Star festivities in NYC — which I’ll be at, no big deal — fans will be able to buy about 40, pint-sized variations of Lady Liberty. Here are the O’s and Nats ones, both of which would make for a nice blunt object with which to kill myself after Day 4 of commemorative Yankee Stadium bullshit next month:
Topics: Collectors, New York Sucks | 1 Comment »
June 20th, 2008 at 11:44 AM
Baltimore’s statue is stuffed with asbestos.