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    Baseballs Are Hard, Faces Are Soft

    By Chris Mottram | June 16, 2008

    For those of you who still don’t think that Jamie and I are, in fact, two separate humans (looking in MDS’ direction), allow me to point out one major difference: I watched 12 hours of sports yesterday, Jamie watched zero. This, of course, stems from another contrast: Jamie is married with a baby on the way, I’m single with cirrhosis on the way. So, this helps explain why, during U.S. Open commercial breaks, I was watching a 17-2 college baseball game. And what’s the one thing you can hope for in a 15-run contest? Someone to get hit in the face, of course:

    Man, good thing Robin Ventura was in the booth to let us all know that getting hit in the face with a hard object does, indeed, hurt.

    Topics: Looks Like it Hurts, College |

    One Response to “Baseballs Are Hard, Faces Are Soft”

    1. Jamie Mottram Says:
      June 16th, 2008 at 10:25 am

      When I’m a father I’m totally watching 12 hours of sports on Father’s Day.

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